From Our Movies Correspondent: In an effort to save money, the next James Bond to be hired will sing the theme himself, in one of the most audacious money saving moves in the history of the popular spy movie franchise.
The pig in the now infamous, and completely denied, David Cameron and pig picture has been found, according to online sources.
David Cameron admitted to reporters outside his home tonight that he had had 'a pig of a day', according to reporters awaiting outside his house.
"I tickle torture my cat behind his ears. He fetches me my newspaper now, well more like drags it to me... But, on balance, brilliant."
John McDonnell, the new Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, is now so far beyond parody, satirists of all political parties have thrown in the towel, choosing to make pots instead according to sources close to the matter.
Wayne Rooney is now a better footballer than Bobby Charlton, after scoring 50 goals for England.
Rooney, 32, didn't howl with tears after scoring the most important goal of his Bobby Charelton beating career.
Rooney, 32, didn't howl with tears after scoring the most important goal of his Bobby Charelton beating career.
The BBC started filming the prequel to Lady Chatterley's Lover, by DH Lawrence, in Lower under Haye, Monday, sources close to the kennels have revealed.
From Our Business Correspondent: The Chinese financial crisis in China this week has not led to any noticeable increase in the sales of albums from 1980s chart toppers China Crisis, latest financial figures seen by this newspaper show.
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Organisers of the Layer under Haye fete, August Bank Holiday Monday 2-5pm, say they have managed to book the Segway cameraman who tripped up world famous running Jamaican Usain Bolt.
The Segway cameraman who controversially managed to catch up with the world's fastest man Usain Bolt from behind, has not had his booking to cover the next G8 meeting of world leaders cancelled, we have been told.