Why Brexit? Could it be because the European Union has become a messy, bureaucratic, multinational government of, by and for corporate interests? The most shocking thing about “Brexit” — the British people’s resounding vote to pull their country out of the European Union — is that it came as such a shock to the British.
Why Bernie Sanders Might Accept Jill Stein Offer to Run On a Green Party Ticket in November’ When I first saw the above headline about Bernie Sanders pairing with Jill Stein on the right-wing USA Home News site, I thought, oh yeah, you’d really like that, wouldn’t you? Hand the election to Trump, it would!
Dave Lippman’s new CD may have the most songs ever totaling less than 48 1/2 minutes. At 19 tunes, they average a brisk 2 1/2 minutes per song, with five of them under two minutes. But Lippman packs a lot into...
Today, Fox News announced it wanted to host a presidential debate between Republican Donald Trump and Democrat Hillary Clinton in Benghazi, Libya. The spurious news network declared it would be the perfect place for Trump and...
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...
Longtime conservative columnist George Will has announced that he is leaving the Republican Party, saying, “It’s not my party anymore, and I’ll cry if I want to!” “Hell, I was a totally faithful Republican for decades,” he said. “I stayed through the absolute disaster that...
Tiffany commissioned to create matching crowns for Donald and Melania Trump Donald Trump is making plans to be crowned king. This, according to an unnamed source at Tiffany & Company in New York, who leaked confidential information to our investigative reporter. It appears that Melania Trump has sent sketches and photos of crowns from royalty...
by Will Durst.The NRA seems to think the best way to avoid school shootings is to ban schools. If the goal is to cause both sides of the political spectrum to quiver, twitch and shake like a raccoon clinging to the outside of a cement mixer speeding through a railroad yard, just casually throw out the term, [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by Roz Warren.A review of a book by Gina Barreca What kind of woman would write an essay from the point of view of a female orgasm? That would be Gina Barreca, feminist humor scholar, humorist, philosopher and all round gadfly. For decades, she’s been writing entertaining and illuminating columns that share her insights and observations on [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...
by Jerry Hirsch.Republican leaders on Donald Trump: Profile in cowardice, not courage In whatever arena of life one may meet the challenge of courage, whatever may be the sacrifices he faces if he follow his conscience — the loss of his friends, his fortune, his contentment, even the esteem of his fellow men — each man must [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by Jerry Hirsch.Truth or Consequences: What did Donald Trump say, or not say? Try your hand at ‘The Donald Quiz!’ Below is a quiz on the sayings of Donald Trump. You are to decide whether he said the words below (Donald has “all the best words,” by the way!). Print this out and circle T if you [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by Jim Hightower.For The Donald, it’s “Mexicans” vs “Germans”: The Drumpf family immigrated to the U.S. from Germany and changed their name to Trump. Who’s the foreigner now? This year’s freakish presidential election has now devolved into an ethnic brouhaha between two foreigners: A Mexican and a German. The “Mexican” is Gonzalo Curiel. He’s a federal judge [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
Analysts say that the population of super bacteria is so strong in the area, they could be the “last organisms standing,” taking the Gold in all watersport events. A drug-resistant strain of “super bacteria” that is prevalent off beaches in Rio de Janeiro is so “super,” it may compete in the Olympics there this summer.
ALBANY, NEW YORK — Earlier today, two former Trump University students had an unscheduled reunion while waiting for their turn to tell a judge at bankruptcy court how they lost all of their money to the presumptive Republican presidential nominee. Ronald Ford, 76, and Mary Rodgers...
by Will Durst.Right now, an 18-foot alligator with irritable bowel syndrome would be less polarizing than the Donald or the Hillary. Every four years our nation’s electoral eccentricities escalate exponentially and people throw up their hands and shout, “you know, every election cycle is wacky, but especially this one.” But especially this one! With this one, the [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by James Israel.‘We’d rather deal with the devil we know for another four years than risk a Trump or Clinton presidential calamity with this election.’ – Sen. Mitch McConnell. In a stunning turn of events, the Republican party has made a historic offer to the Democrats: Work with them to cancel this year’s presidential election, and they [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by Paul Lander.Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
There are plenty of magazines featuring stories like: “What He Isn’t Telling You” and “How to Tell if Your Man Is Cheating.” But these days, what you really need to know are...
“I used the bankruptcy law and did a tremendous thing — all the top people agree,” says Trump. Bernie Sanders’ recently challenged Donald Trump to a televised debate, and Trump initially accepted. Appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel Live talk show, Trump said that it would be “fun to smash that old Jew in the mouth...