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Donald Trump claims that Cruz is a Nazi, transvestite love child.
Democratic Party spies have been infiltrating Republican closed-door donor events and secret strategy meetings.
John Stewart will be named the new executive producer for The O’Reilly Factor on FOX News. “I can’t fight it any longer,” will say Stewart. “I’ve been livi
The U.S. Government made the following announcements today that are in preparation of New Year’s Eve 2016. All the preparations, listed below, have roots in traditional superstitions.
Raytheon announced today an exciting addition to its line of air-to-ground missiles: the AGM-98 “Hell Pig”, an air-to-ground missile with a two-pound can of bacon grease.
Jerry Springer has been announced to be the new chairman of the Republican National Committee.
The Rubio and Cruz campaigns announced this morning that, finally, after months of speculation, that the two candidates with hold a no-holds barred death match.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel announced today that in light of the massive influx of Muslim immigrants, the formation of the new Fourth Reich.
U.S. Army and Marine units have been using their drones in airborne cock fights, to settle rivalries and bets. And no one is complaining.
Congress just passed a bill establishing new names for popular foods with Arab roots.
Jeb Bush’s campaign is hustling to do damage control after an exchange Sunday between Bush and John Dickerson on CBS's "Face the Nation" wherein Bush seemed to defend the idea that only a dynasty can save America.
A Missouri company is selling testicular prosthetic implants specially designed for Congress.