Trump solves a problem.
A theft at the White House leads to a major investigation of wrongdoing.
A majority of forest animals claim bears are not attending schools as often as Education Secretary candidate Betsy DeVos thinks.
Donald Trump today spurned reports that he had hired Russian prostitutes to urinate for and possibly on him. "That's not true," he said. "I hired prostitutes of many different nationalities."
Sources close to Donald Trump revealed that the President-elect is concerned that news of Russian hacking and Russia's campaign to manipulate the result of the election may lead people to the conclusion that Russia manipulated the result of the election.
The chancellor of Trump University today announced that it had successfully completed negotiations to acquire the Electoral College.
Electoral College Not Even Accredited, Critics Say
"America is going to be so, so great," the President-Elect said.