As many pundits point out, as goes the hair of Ohio, so goes the hair of the nation.
"She would be the first nominee to be banned from the bench at the time of nomination due to a decades long legal battle. And, she would be one of very few nominees to possess crazy cartoon character eyes.”
Taylor Swift has taken it upon herself to offer Kanye assistance by sending Kanye a package of soon to expire coupons in hopes that it will alleviate some of his financial concerns.
“Though he’s only been on the scene a short time, he’s made inroads,” said political analyst Donna Brazile.
"I’ve got mad skills. I can jump and run and throw. I can also drink lots and lots of alcohol and still make a woman be quiet or put her in her place. References available upon request.”