Actress, activist, and real-life blow-up doll Pamela Anderson is lobbying Gov. John Bel Edwards to make life infinitely more miserable for Louisiana prisoners by serving them all-vegan meals.

If I had the mind of a 4-year-old, maybe I’d be excited about this one thing and one thing only. That would be awesome. If there were no room for worrying about paying bills, managing job responsibilities, or any of that adult nonsense, I could just focus on being stoked for Captain America: Civil War, and maybe how many Junior Mints I can fit in my mouth.

My first meeting with a clinical dietitian was similar to the first conversation you ever had about sex. It involved a lot of explanation about things I was pretty familiar with but didn’t completely understand, and then a series of mind-altering revelations that made me feel embarrassed for not figuring it out earlier.

I want to make one thing perfectly clear right off the bat, I am in an enigma, and believe it or not a vast amount of people consider me to be a world-renowned scholar of esoteric knowledge, I contemplate things that many would not or could not dare to think about.

Raising Cane’s first international location is in mutha-effing Kuwait City, as in the capital of the country we had to liberate from Saddam Hussein in the early ’90s.

Everything has a moment at which it is first available. The question is, when is it OK to talk freely about it and to assume that everyone who is going to see it has seen it?

Huffington Post scribbler Cole Delbyck has vowed never to watch Last Tango in Paris again. He put on his big-boy pants and proudly announced his resolve in a mawkish exercise in virtue signaling entitled, “That Famous Rape Scene In ‘Last Tango in Paris’ Was In Fact Not Consensual, Director Says.”

I’ve never been good at getting blood drawn. Note here that I am not a little man, so this is remarked upon frequently by those tasked with stealing my blood from me.

A lot of “normal” people don’t know there’s a whole different language comedians use to talk about stand up comedy. Here's the honest explanation.

Right wing talk radio, Fox News and a lot of angry, foaming
at the mouth people egged on by them would have you believe that there is a war on Christmas. They insist that the greeting, "Happy Holidays" is part of a plot to ban the observance from public life. One of the targets of their rage has been Starbucks... Have a look at what I found!

Jazz great Thelonious Monk said, “A genius is the one most like himself.” Donald Trump is too busy being Donald Trump to be anything else.

I may not cosplay on the first night, but I’ll be wearing a “Looking for love in Alderaan places” shirt, or something similar.

I’ve put together this updated list of severe weather risk levels in Trumponese to better communicate to millions of Americans the true risks of looming severe weather.

Maybe they’re bored with more traditional, relatively civilized campaigns to become the leader of the free world. Maybe they’re spoiled by today’s myriad entertainment options and want this race to be a monthslong political version of Max Max: Fury Road. Maybe they want this year’s presidential race to be the kind of shit show future historians will point to as the reason why we decided to let robots run the country.

This article is literally about nothing!

I have previously written about, Things I Think About All The Time, it focused primarily on some of my thoughts on more mundane subjects; science, religion, extraterrestrial life as well as politics. But, believe it or not, I also think about some really mind-blowing and serious subjects as well, e.g.- Why do dogs and cats really, really, like (or dislike) certain foods, and food groups?

Chris Fontana reflects on the 10-year anniversary of regretfully being right, and juxtaposes his tale of displacement with that of his Treme neighbor, Flex.

Twice. That’s how often you’ll nearly kill your kid over the course of the court-mandated 18-year sentence you serve as a parent. Accidentally kill, I mean. The number of times you’ll nearly kill your kid on purpose? Typically, too many to count.

Thirty-six years ago today my favorite progressive was murdered. John Winston Lennon was the kind of person who wasn't afraid to take off his clothes and stand up for what he thought was right. I think more progressives ought to follow his lead. Enough with all this pearl clutching and fainting, my fellow Americans, let's see what you've got there—and there, too..

It is rather funny that these major media companies are on the list and haven’t covered themselves yet. So, to help them get started with just a modicum of due diligence, here are all the Ashley Madison emails we found with news organization addresses.