"I studied at Trump University and I give it A++. No. I'm joking. I didn't." Jessie Krufts, Lawyer
"In all fairness they've probably removed the panther's teeth, but it would made a nasty sucky gum mark."
"They found THE American Diner in Russia? Can you even be polite in a Russian accent? Especially when there's a reporter there with such awful puns and not enough vodka."
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