"Just don't ask me if her bottom looks big in that because I cannot lie. It looks huuuge. Ginormous even."

"Is the bird named George W Bush by any chance?" Jessie Krufts, Presidential Historian

"I would be scared of a cucumber that creeps up from behind. Are you sure it isn't a giant green caterpillar?" Jessie Krufts, Caterpillar Collector

"Manni will have a forearm like Popeye's if he keeps that up." Kent Rugby, Gym Instructor

"Ew. I hate it when there's nose hair on my bells." Harry Zonderblurb, Pornographer

"Thank heavens kangaroos can't fly." Jessie Krufts, Flap Jack Champ

"That is terrifying if you reverse it. Eeek. Attacked by a squawking dead duck flying through the air into his hand... I won't sleep for a week after watching that backwards." Jessie Krufts, Producer

"Yay! I also love the whiney yelp they do when they get wet for the first time. YouTube, it's over to you."

"Yeah, pelican's have a mind of their own. Like pointy beaked cats." Jessie Krufts, Zoologist

"I estimate that the popcorn would have cost over $50,000 at cinema prices. These Youtubers are being paid too much." Jimmy Popper, Accountant

"Ten out of ten for purr-severance. Geddit?" Jimmy Popper, Puns Correspondent, CNN

"I had never considered tickling tigers from behind as a method of attack. Well, there's no Don't Try This At Home notice so it must be safe." Jimmy Popper, Safety Officer

"Yay! They could do that twice a day if Dad was a postman." Jessie Krufts, Doesn't Get Out Much

"I studied at Trump University and I give it A++. No. I'm joking. I didn't." Jessie Krufts, Lawyer

"In all fairness they've probably removed the panther's teeth, but it would made a nasty sucky gum mark."

"They found THE American Diner in Russia? Can you even be polite in a Russian accent? Especially when there's a reporter there with such awful puns and not enough vodka."

"Water melons have a far cuter butt than zebras in this reviewers opinion." Kent Rugby, Healthy Man

"That is one devious dog owner. Sounds like a foreigner. Don't let him in the country." Jessie Krufts, Donald Trump Voter

"Ew! Naked yoga!" Fred Flunkee, Old Timer

"I love watching people with hairy faces laugh." Fred Flunkee, Hirsute Fan