CHICAGO (The Barbed Wire) - The publishers at IDG Books, the company that puts out the "For Dummies" line of informative books, have signed a deal with Hillary Clinton to publish her book teaching the do's and dont's of emails, based on her expertise in the field. The book will be titled "Emails for Hillary's."

A Baton Rouge woman spotted purchasing several containers of newly reintroduced Blue Bell Ice Cream said she believes the risk posed by Syrian refugees is too great to allow them into the country.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the corporate media ran a live speech by presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump while ten Americans died due to lack of access to healthcare in the richest country in the history of humanity.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte is being called out for his remarks at a speech in India,  supposedly promising visitors and investors  42 virgins. The remarks were in obvious reference to a belief that has been floated that martyrs will be rewarded with virgins in Paradise. But the criticism…

Donald knows how to squeeze a nickle. Feel sorry for cheated students? He told you his plans; better worry about U.S. taxpayers.

A long forgotten film, condemned on its release and thought lost for many years, 1968’s They Came From Beyond England has recently resurfaced on DVD. An appalling piece of racism in which equates immigration with alien invasion, it sees illegal immigrants from Africa and the Indian sub continent parachute into the Home Counties and take over a large swathe of Surrey.

The Foreign Office have announced plans to 'chav down' in an attempt to understand what Brexit is all about, according to a person close to the situation.dy

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)

Plans are afoot, according to SW insiders, to breathe new life into the Hillary Clinton mini-series prior to the 2016 Presidential Election, despite the venture being scuttled at least two times before due to embarrassing weight issues and brain damage involving the former first lady and Secretary of State.

Raytheon announced today an exciting addition to its line of air-to-ground missiles: the AGM-98 “Hell Pig”, an air-to-ground missile with a two-pound can of bacon grease.

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Researchers who have been investigating the strange phenomena supposedly occurring in the Bermuda Triangle are now turning their attention to the mysterious Obama Triangle.

In what many agree may be too little too late, Gov. John Bel Edwards has signed a measure banning any and all memes containing characters from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants from being posted from any IP address within the state of Louisiana.

Obama considered keeping the codes himself, but realized that he would be once again be subject to racial profiling by the police effective 9:30am January 20.

It’s believed that IDS may have been under the influence of a snifter of brandy whilst watching the outside world with a sneer on his face, although these reports are unconfirmed at this time.

Reacting to a growing tide of anger at the organization, and fearing for its safety, the NRA asked Congress to ban gun control advocates from owning guns.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - "The Greatest Show on Earth" will finally come to a close -- for good. Kenneth Feld, chairman and CEO of Feld Entertainment which owns and manages the Ringling Bros. and Barnum &and Bailey Circus, announced that the show will finally end because of declining attendance,…

Donald Trump is preselling America's nuclear arsenal in anticipation of becoming president and making America great again.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Xi Jinping recently abolished term limits for China’s presidency, paving the way for the possibility that he will be president for life. President Donald Trump praised the Chinese leader’s decision and indicated that the U.S. can learn something from Jinping’s decision. In the Philippines, while Rodrigo Duterte has…

Yes, Beer Yoga Really is a thing, and I'm all in.

‘Mad Boris’ was Lucas’ breakout character in the late 90s but he has decided to retire the comic creation after admitting his faux political run has gone too far.

Health and Safety Officials have issued a $5,000 reward for who ever put out a bagged body ignoring recycling efforts imposed by the local Peckham council.