"Ew. That's like an off color Barney. 3/10." Jessie Krufts, Childrens TV Presenter

"Skyfall could be a poignant follow up video with the dog waiting for the thrown stick to fall from the sky for him to catch in the park. Slightly misty I'm thinking, lady dog watching on with her tongue out. By jingo this could work." Jimmy Popper, Music Video Ideas Man From The 1980s

"Oh not another dancing banana and dancing strawberry again." Jessie Krufts, Food Critic

"That's a purdy amount for a whole kin load of folk." Kent Rugby, Down With The Kids

"I was expecting UFO aliens to be short and hairy with a fat belly. My bad." Harry Zonderblurb, Predictor

"The aggressive cock sure always beat the passive do gooders. Unless you are Donny and Marie." Jessie Krufts, Pacifist

"You have the opportunity to ask profound questions like what is it like to be a bird? Or what is it like to fly? Or is there a bird God? And all you get it to say is Hello and Hi? Missed opportunity. If aliens come down to earth don't let that woman go to greet them is all I'm saying." Jessie Krufts, Humpty Pusher

"You talkin to me?" Fred Flunkee, Robert De Niro Impersonator

"I agree, the first guy was a bit letchy. The second guy though was a little bit too cute for this reviewer. 3.5/10" Harry Zonderblurb, Film Reviewer

"A bottom on the ground twerk? Hmm. That furry kid will go far." Jessie Krufts, Talent Scout

"That Gorilla is naked." Jessie Krufts, Commentator

"If this turns out to be the new James Bond plot I will be livid." Jessie Krufts, Cinema Goer

"It's funnier the second time you watch it." Jimmy Popper, Surveyor

Yeah, that's just like me on Monday mornings before my full body shave." Jessie Krufts, Hairy Man

"His own legs are probably insured for $30 million a piece, he's right to take no chances." Jessie Krufts, Sport Lawyer

"That dog is literally hotdog size." Jessie Krufts, Mulch Manager

"I never knew those dolls were bullet proof. I suppose if you think about it they need to be quite tough or they'll puncture." Jessie Krufts, Scientist

"My nightmare is that one of their little heads goes right up my shorts when I'm not looking." Jimmy Popper, Disasterologist

"Give me a T. Give me a rump. Whaddaya got?" Jessie Krufts, Go Go dancer

"She be no Tarzan. Tarzan would be all like 'come here and wrestle, man'. Jeez." Kent Rugby, Tarzan's Everywhere CEO