WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan has not kept secret his displeasure over the impending nomination of Donald Trump as the Republican Party's candidate for president. Despite his meeting with Trump last week which sought to unify the Republican Party, Ryan has declined to endorse the New York billionaire.…

North Korea – (satireworld.com)
North Korean Leader-for-Life Kim Jong Un made his first public appearance in five weeks. The official state media reported Tuesday that Jong Un was in splendid health and swam in frigid water for almost 25 miles, climbed 12,000 foot Mt. Un Lin by himself, then bedded 12 prostitutes to prove his healthiness.

Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)

Rockers Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby have a few kind words for their fans…’We love you guys!’ Ever since the rock band ‘The Lee Harvey Oswald Band’ was formed success seems to have followed them wherever they play. First formed in 1963, the band has endured trials and travesties until it signed a record deal with MCA in 1968. The rest is recording history as the popular bar band has sold almost 700 Billion albums across the world.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - On the eve of New Year’s eve, President Donald Trump fired all the remaining members of the Presidential Council on HIV/AIDS, months after about half a deozen members resigned in protest of Trump’s position on health poilicies. At the same time, The White House announced that applications to…

New Mexico Desert - (SatirewWorld.com)
In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments:

‘They’ve been getting on like a house on fire,’ said the anonymous member of Johnson’s staff. ‘It’s like listening to a couple of teenage girls talking. They share how they maintain their luxurious heads of hair and then they giggle like schoolgirls as they randomly spout out their favourite racial slurs.’

President-elect Donald Trump today announced his 2018 plan to Make America Even Greater by increasing his decibel levels across the board by +25 dB.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau)- As news reached Filipinos that their representative to the Miss World Pageant which just concluded in Washington, D.C. made it to the Top 5 finalists, there was jubilation and hope. Then disappointment. Miss Philippines Catriona Gray failed to win the Miss World crown which would have been the…

As a women’s advocate, I have spent much -- perhaps too much -- of my young life fighting so that girls around the world may enjoy basic human rights: the right to education, equal treatment under the law, and the simple teenage pleasure of sucking face with a cute boy.

I read in the newspaper that an old friend of mine I hadn’t seen in years passed away. However, I don’t trust the mainstream media. They’ve lied to us in the past about people dying, like at Sandy Hook. How can I know for sure if my friend is really dead or if this is just a distraction perpetrated by the Illuminati and their puppets in the media?

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - As the year 2016 continues to claim the lives of celebrities and icons of the film and music world, more and more Hollywood personalities are taking to social media to mark themselves "alive." It is their way to calm their fans about the continuing news of…

The picture shows Trump and friends at a grand gathering in his New York mansion dressed from head-to-toe in white robes. While many are calling ‘Ku Klux Klan’, Trump has laughed off the remarks, saying that it was a Halloween party where they all just happened to dress as ghosts.

Star Wars spoiler causes lock-down of Ft. Bragg, NC.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 17)
You are right to mistrust your instincts at times, however you are wrong to mistrust them all the while this month. Whilst it is true that the accuracy of your instinct will be down to about 5% at times this June, it will also rise to 22.76% for a while, which is approaching best ever territory.

Trey Gowdy just said a few things about the military in response to a stupid question from a CNN reporter about the ban of transgenders. He nails it:

NY State Bank VP Joseph Talbot Nominated For Idiot Of The Year!

Hollywood documentary maker outs himself as serial sex abuser, but alleged victims deny they were abused, accusing film maker of desperate bid for publicity on back of entertainment sex scandals!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
First, it was the Sony Studios hacking and subsequent furor over North Korean’s part in damages to an American business enterprise. Second, it was the mysterious denial of service blackout that stalled all 12 of North Korea’s Commodore 1 desk tops last week. This week the North has vowed to retaliate against Washington.

Berlin, Germany (satireworld.com)
Mohammed says he doesn’t miss Syria any longer, especially the daily threats of violence and a life filled with occasional chaos. Today, Mohammed gets up every morning and drives his new S-series Mercedes Benz to his custodial job at the Entomology Center at Nordic Peoples Pharmaceutical Company in suburban Berlin, where he cleans laboratories and keeps the floors highly waxed.

President Trump called on the Pentagon to organize a parade in Washington DC later this year. "I want this parade to be the biggest ever. The biggest, most fabulous," the President said.