(SatireWorld.com)
Divorces are never pretty, but this one got pretty ugly… literally. A Chinese man divorced and then sued his ex-wife for giving birth to what he called an extremely ugly baby girl.

Initially, Jian Feng, age 39, accused his wife Jian of infidelity, so sure that he could never father an unattractive child.

Doctors say Patrick had enough cigarette smoke in his system to kill a baby elephant. Despite working tirelessly throughout the night, they failed to save the lifelong smoker who had begun to feel slightly nauseous after his 25th cigarette on one of his many smoke breaks earlier that day.

Fort Bragg, NC – (SatireWorld.com)

A white American couple gave birth to black baby boy in August at the Army hospital located in the sprawling Fort Bragg complex. The very surprised woman later claimed to her OB-GYN that she had become pregnant while watching a 3-D porno movie in a public theater!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
So, is Hillary really a lesbian?
With Hillary out of the White House in 2000, and all attention focused on George Bush, the question of Hillary’s sexuality temporarily vanished. When Hillary started making moves towards the White House in 2007, though, people again began to speculate. This time, those wondering if Hillary had been living a lie (in addition to constantly telling lies) focused on one person: Huma Abedin.

CHARLOTTE — Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is unpopular with a certain segment of fans and the media, and the …

Addressing on Thursday the latest wave of sexual abuse scandals to have rocked the Catholic Church, Pope Francis vowed to keep the molestation of children by members of the clergy to a minimum going forward.

With both countries suffering from a lack of true political leadership, British and American police joined forces to find ‘missing’ competent politicians. However, after an extensive six month search, police on both sides of the Atlantic have given up the search.

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com)
Alone and penniless for the first time, Fatima Bin Laden was forced to leave Pakistan last year and find work in her home country of Saudi Arabia after US Navy SEALS put an end to her husband Osama’s career as a world renown terrorist several years ago.

Blountstown, FL- (SatireWorld.com)
The small panhandle town that sparked a gold rush after nuggets were found strewn all over farmer Van Peebles farm, has apparently disappeared!
Any reference to the town, Van Peebles, gold, and aliens, have disappeared from Wikipedia, and attempts to pinpoint the town and Parker’s Creek on Google Map are fruitless.

The head of the Environmental Protection Agency said he does not believe humans are responsible for emissions that contribute to climate change.

The red-faced PM held a press conference earlier this morning to announce that, due to contract error, Britain has spent a huge fee on Trident chewing gum rather than the Trident defense system it had intended to spend the money on.

Trump will leave Mar-a-Lago and the Trump International Golf Club to visit the White House and spend some time relaxing in the Oval Office.

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Sources close to the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have confirmed to The Adobo Chronicles that the chosen theme for this year's convention is "Vote Your Conscience." The theme reinforces the idea that it is "unconscionable" for any American to vote for Donald Trump. And what better person to expound on…

I mean, really. It's time to harrumph in earnest.

McDonald’s CEO, Steve Easterbrook, held a press conference yesterday to finally acknowledge a condition that millions and millions of customers around the globe have had to struggle with for years, sometimes decades: McRegret.

Michelle (formerly Michael) Rowland, 36, will now be able to claim full benefits for all six of his/her imaginary children.

City of Salisbury seeks to exploit novichok attacks to rebuild local economy. Local entrepreneurs set up 'Novichok Tours' and fake nerve agent attack experiences for tourists. New 'Novichok' perfume planned.

Art Baxendale (37) is enjoying the breeze on his legs, blissfully unaware that his display is proving powerfully erotic to the women around town.

In the midst of a tumultuous month in Baton Rouge, the solution to the growing racial tensions in the city has seemingly come to light.

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
1978’s Chuck Norris action film “Good Guys Wear Black” will have a politically correct remake scheduled for release in two years as a holiday film. The new movie, titled “Good Guys Wear Black Fishnet Stockings,” is scheduled to being filming next summer in San Francisco, California.