An NRA ad released on March 4 called out “every Hollywood phony” and the “lying media” to put them on notice that their “time is running out.”
The ad was released just hours before the 90th Oscars began. It promotes NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch’s new show and is clearly intended to send the signal that the claims of leftists in Hollywood, the media, and pro-athletes will not go unchallenged.

Others mark the occasion by filling as many reasonably priced prescriptions in one day as pharmacy will allow.

Washington,DC – (satireworld.com)
The Hillary Clinton 2016 election loss blame game took a new turn this past week as yet another excuse was hurled out onto the airwaves. First, we had insults directed toward rural voters. Then it was the unproven Russian collusion….Throw in the Republican vast right-wing conspiracy….Or some unfriendly media coverage….Then the FBI! Now it’s turned more appealing now that mentioning personal health issues just might garner more sympathy.

I wish DeVos wasn't so bazaar but can't explain bad judgment. The nightmare continues. Part of my Trump Follies series of political cartoons at https://MAZlackaty.wordpress.com. Explanations on site.

Charity shops besieged by pensioners seeking to exchange sex for second hand goods in wake of Oxfam sex for aid scandal. New charitable donors horrified to discover their money isn't financing import of foreign sex workers for their use.

Was George Michael Murdered by News Media Conspiracy to boost Christmas News Ratings? Top Conspiracy Theorist Claims Queen also on media 'Hit List'.

New York – (Satireworld.com)

A bomb has gone off in the DNC schmatta closet this weekend as presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton stepped out in her latest frock horror, a natty Oscar de la Rent Boy two-piece from the designer’s Summer 2016 Shortarse Collection.

Innocent grizzly bears throughout Alaska and the American Northwest have once again been beset by devastating salmon assaults, prompting conservation officials to take urgent action.

New Brunswick, NJ – (satireworld.com)
In the past, ex-Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has been known to make huge sums in speaking fees, but Thursday’s reported payment for another excuse filled speech of ‘why I lost.’ Will she complain now about how she was short-changed? Perhaps her once golden crown has simply turned into another brass plating job.

"It’s like Trump’s executive orders are alt-right fanfiction, written by a middle-schooler who failed US History."

Was the recent collapse in South Africa of pseudo-celebrity Katie Hopkins part of an underground campaign to silence the reactionary bile of such hate mongers? Secret organisation claims to be 'sedating hate' by targeting extremist speakers with blowpipe delivered tranquiliser darts.

Just days after offering to sell the Statue of Liberty to Canada, Trump has said he will use the funds raised to build the biggest ladder ever conceived.

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com)
Lab grown artificial vaginas are a reality!
Scientists in Tijuana Mexico have patented the process where replacement vaginas can be grown in a petri dish in about 3 weeks. American and Mexican doctors and scientists carried out implant surgery four times between June 2005 and October 2008, reports the Tijuana Medical Journal.

Russia's President Putin has condemned those who attempted to assassinate former Russian spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter, saying that they had been told to make it look like suicide. Claims that policy of out-sourcing assassinations in post-communist Russia has resulted in embarrassing ineptitude that threatens Russia's standing in world of political killings.

Uh, I wouldn't exactly call the cost, confusion, inconvenience, frustrations and international condemnations a "success." Am I missing the Alternate Facts here?

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - This week’s issue of TIME magazine features the world’s strongmen on its cover and main story.  U.S. President Donald Trump is not among them, but the Philippines’ Rodrigo Duterte is. Today, Trump called Duterte to congratulate him for being afforded the rare honor along with Russian President Vladimir Putin,…

The change will be enforced by the Country’s United Naming Trust, one international body that even Britain can’t leave.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - The Philippines holds several world records but nothing could be more significant than the possiblity of a record of having three sitting Presidents. Simultaneously. It’s looking more and more that Senate Minority Leader and actor-comedian Tito Sotto of the inseparable showbiz trio Tito, Vic (Sotto) and Joey (De Leon) could…

It took two party affiliations and three campaigns against three different opponents, but I finally made it. I am, at long last, a United States senator, and boy, does it feel dreamy.

The Arlington cat show and 4-paws expo has drawn attention by the EPA this week...