"The wrong piece of evidence can get a defendant convicted," the judge said. "So we make every effort to head that off before it becomes a problem."

It pays to be a good guy.

Was Mother Teresa of Calcutta behind Illegal bare knuckle fighting ring? New book bizarrely claims noted missionary fought other nuns for big money in underground bare knuckle bouts.

Springfield, MO – (SatireWorld.com)

Rodeo days in Missouri are filled with double standards after officials from the Missouri State Fair apologized Sunday when a rodeo clown dressed as President Barack Obama sparked an uproar on Saturday evening. In nearby Springfield, vice president Biden left his VIP seat and donned a clown outfit then chased a bull causing the crowd to wildly cheer.

Does Labour have 'Manifesto of Madness' designed to undermine middle class conservatism through compulsory drug taking and homosexuality? Extraordinary claims by Tories that Corbyn victory would mean 'enforced permissiveness'.

With less than two weeks remaining before election day, the Times-Picayune editorial board gave the nod to Vitter over fellow Republicans Lt. Gov. Jay Dardenne and Public Service Commissioner Scott Angelle, as well as Democratic state Rep. John Bel Edwards.

Trump argued that, as president, he has the right to block accounts that reply to his tweets with "mean" comments in order to protect the American people.

Manila, Philippines – (SatireWorld.com)

Back pay mathematics is going to be a real tough chore for the Japanese Army paymaster to estimate in the next few months. Especially paychecks for the 134 men who’ve been on continuous combat duty in the mountains of the Philippines since 1944.

HAVANA — With US-Cuban relations moving forward for the first time in decades, the Cuban people are hopeful that reopeni…

"The proof is in the 'putting,' so to speak," added Mr. Gonzales. "Strom Thurmond, Tony Randall, and Paul McCartney were all rowing on Golden Pond when they fathered children."

The President of the United States, Donald Trump, has pardoned Sean Spicer in what many believe is practice for a series of further pardons later in the year, according to sources close to the president.

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - Hospitals all over the world are reporting that thousands of people have been hospitalized after news broke that their favorite Hollywood coupoe, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have announced they have filed for divorce. From North America and Africa to Europe and Asia, hospital emergency rooms have…

CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE (The Nil Admirari) - A group of conservative Christian leaders announced the founding of a group called the Totally-Not-Gay Christian Leaders of America (TNGCLA) today. The nonprofit organization's primary mission will be to fight the gay civil rights movement while making it clear to everyone none of its upstanding members are gay.

Mr. Jefferson announced last summer that he was ending his one-year retirement from basketball—only to announce shortly thereafter that he was retiring again because the only team that offered him a job was the New York Knicks. The Knicks promptly and emphatically denied that they had done any such thing.

Black Hills, SD – (SatireWorld.com)

Federal workers escalated the war on taxpayers over the government shutdown by blocking the view of one of America’s most iconic landmarks…The Mt Rushmore National Park rock carvings!

"I was very concerned Hillary Clinton was afraid to debate me, but I did not see this reply coming. I received an invoice from Secretary Clinton today showing I was being charged $225,000 for her debate participation," announced Senator Sanders.

The jigsaw puzzle industry warned today they will likely not be able to keep up with the surge in demand they expect as a result of the expanding Coronavirus pandemic.

First-time author promises to "rock your world, baby."

Sandra, who has worked at her local McDonalds for 20 years is the only member of staff who can properly use the enchanted mop which cleans four times as fast and effectively as a regular mop.

CHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - If you think the Log Cabin is the largest group of LGBT Republicans, think again.  How about the Human Rights Campaign (HRC)? Earlier this month, HRC, the nation’s largest LGBT civil rights organization, decided to endorse Republican Senator Mark Kirk of Illinois in his reelection bid over his…