SCOTTSDALE, AZ – Area man Larry Grendle really loves pouring on the ranch. Grendle, an HR consultant for an insurance agency, regularly sits alone at his desk eating iceberg lettuce salad drenched in a breathtaking amount of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing.

The Dandy Goat, which has published more than 800 articles since its launch in June of 2013, has died following the institutionalization of its founder and publisher, Franklin J. Dubbles.

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) tweeted to her constituents that she now wholeheartedly supports the NRA! ‘After a lot of soul searching and discussions with my US House leadership team of 1st “Horse Holder” Representative Steny Hoyer (D-MD) and 2nd “Horse Holder” Representative James Clyburn (D-SC) we have concluded it is the right thing to do.’

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Men who pretend they are women, and women who pretend they are men, will be able to serve openly in America’s military services as early as next week.

Looking to beef up his team of attorneys, the president turned to the 6'7" wrestling superstar to take down the Mueller investigation. Or at least get it hung up on the ropes.

Kin ya stomach this stuff, folks? I donno, it ain't easy. Yet we hadda listen ta all his BS for a year, and now it's time for Donald's payoff. Right?

Des Moines, IA – (satireworld.com)
The late rock star Prince must be spinning in his grave as yet another person has entered the inheritance sweepstakes. Raymond Jones, known as Ray-Ray to his friends, entered a petition to the Court siting Prince as his father and claiming a sizable chunk of the $300 million dollar estate left by the late singer.

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Rudy Giuliani today told FOX News there is no reason President Trump would have to give up his presidency while serving time in prison.

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Taking a page from General Custer, Mass-hole Senator Elizabeth Warren tried to circle her wagons after she was outed over her claims she was a minority Indian Maiden which afforded her special affirmative action perks during her rise to the 1%.

National Park Service Bulletin – (SatireWorld.com)

The Department of the Interior has rolled out a big celebration today as they officiate the opening of America’s first new national park in almost 40 years. I

The nation’s women have said that they really love hearing the phrase “It’s Boner Time”

Claiming that he has a “knack for bringing the deceased back to life,” Donald Trump told a crowd of evangelical voters today that if elected, he will bring the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia back from the dead.

Hailed as a landmark achievement for the African American community, the pick nevertheless has some fans crying "foul".

While golfing at one of his courses in South Florida, President Donald Trump conferred with his caddie regarding an upcoming shot and classified intelligence.

Sorry But Our Photo Guy Screwed Up Because He’s Never Seen Fireworks!!

London – (SatireWorld.com)

The United States Chicken Bureau said today that President Rump would be pushing hard during his upcoming state visit to sell Brits millions of fluoridated American chickens in a landmark trade deal.

ABBA have been terrorizing Sweden for decades and last night’s attack was just the tip of the iceberg.

Whether it’s leading your country into a false war, not protecting classified emails, avoiding tax, fiddling expenses, or diddling kids; you can get away scot-free as long as you’re a politician.

Trump solves a problem.

They are hopeful that the gift will convince the PM that he is beloved by the public and that handing over the reigns to Theresa May or Andrea Leadsom would be a bad idea.