GOP presidential front-runner Dr. Ben Carson has added abortion to the long list of things he thinks are comparable to slavery.

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Trash talking Republican candidate Donald Trump issued a rare but meaningful apology after a 12 year old video and audio tape became public of ’The Donald’ talking over an open mic.

After Man Hijacks Airliner With Make Believe Bomb, Top Tory MP Calls for Action Against Terrorists with Imaginary Weapons. Demands Schools act to Stunt Children's Imaginations to Prevent them Becoming Radically Over Stimulated.

“Obviously,” said the president, “people who can’t get to work because they’re projectile vomiting shouldn’t have to worry about losing their job because they’ve already used up all their sick days.”

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Laura Partridge, 27, has been going about her life as usual despite suffering from a nasty sinus infection that has left her with a blocked nose, severe earache and a steady flow of tears leaking from her eyes.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles,  San Francisco Bureau) - Filipino champion boxer Manny Pacquiao promised that he will allow Timothy Bradley to knock him out on April 9 if the American two-time former WBO welterwieght title holder campaigns for him on television. Pacquiao is running for a seat in the Philippine Senate in the May…

With Joe Biden's radical left-wing policies soon to be transforming the country into a communist dystopia, we can expect our lives to look profoundly different in the near future. The following are some helpful tips to surviving (and thriving!) in America's new socialist era.

The more I hear about him, the more I like this David Vitter guy. I keep hearing words like “ruthless,” “vindictive,” and “bully” used to describe this ambitious Republican. Sounds like a man after my own heart, if I had one. Ever.

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A 19-year-old Baltimore man is dead after police say he accidentally shot himself while taking ‘selfies’ while holding a loaded magnum revolver.

De’Jang Alonso Smith died of a gunshot wound to the throat about 1:30 p.m. Tuesday at an apartment in southwest Baltimore.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Several weeks ago, Philippines President Rodrigo Roa Duterte announced that he would allot an hour-long morning show on the government's television station, PTV4, to communicate directly with the Filipino people. Well, that television program will soon become reality -- as in reality TV. Presidential Communications Secretary Martin Andanar…

Uppyurs Pharmaceuticals is frantically attempting to vanquish rivals by producing a Zika vaccine. A copy of the minutes from a recent Uppyurs executive board meeting was surreptitiously obtained by the Dandy Goat.

Just back to London from months spent at the Queen's Sandringham estate, the Duchess of Cambridge appeared outside the family's Kensington Palace with her "black" friend Evangeline Parker, a blonde woman from Chelsea.
































































 
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BROOKLYN (The Barbed Wire) - In a glimpse of what may come if Hillary Clinton is elected to the White House in 2016, the Democrat presidential hopeful said that, if she wins, her first order of business will be to sign an executive order making it mandatory for all American women, regardless of age, to wear colorful pantsuits at all times.

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Well, we’ve been keeping score here at Satire World and so far, even in the midst of the liberal media’s ire and often recurring truth twisting, the results are pretty impressive for Donald Trump the non politician.

The Rams were quick to take advantage of their new LA home by using their Hollywood connections to sweeten the deal and ensure themselves of the first pick in the 2016 draft.

Emboldened by rising vaccination levels and plummeting infection rates, humans around the world are rushing to make up for lost time in their race to make the Earth a living hell.
































































 
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Aging singer Stevie Wonder became the latest “oppressed” multi-millionaire coddled elitist to take a knee to show solidarity with Colin Kaepernick and other NFL athletes who have decided to kneel when the National Anthem is played prior to all football game activity.

Millions of Americans are preparing to dump any evidence that they were Donald Trump supporters after this election cycle.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Previously, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump proposed banning all Muslim travel to the United States in order to prevent ISIS from planning and executing terrorist activity.  Now he also wants to ban all Filipinos. Trump's new call under the war on terror came just hours after the…