Yikes, Giant Snails are Invading Miami

Legendary monarch Arthur has returned from the misty timeless isle of Avalon, claiming that the uncertainty about the nation’s future leadership has prompted him to step out of his mystical retirement to save the nation and take up the mantle of King once more.

God has flooded Hillary Benn's constituency only days after his rowsing Independence Day speech calling for air strikes in Syria, and during the holiest of days of the year when God is about more than normal, notes a man who went to church every day as a child.

Fans of the Philadelphia Eagles filled the streets of their city to celebrate the team's Superbowl victory last night by burning down the hall where the Declaration of Independence was signed.

After having several demonstrations hounded out of towns and cities across England, Britain First has decided that some positive PR is in order. Their first move is a new name.

The Hamptons, NY – (satireworld.com)

Yes, you heard it here first!

For years, Kim Kardashian, and her equally untalented family, have dominated magazine covers, TV celebrity news shows, and reality TV with pointless blathering, boring lifestyles, and hyped family situations that only truly brain dead fans could call reality and fact. Now, in the public interest satireworld.com will take a first step down the Celebrity Truth Highway and finally proclaim to the masses that have turned a blind eye, that…Kim Kardashian has a really fat ass!

Walter Bucket Presents True Facts
1. In 2002, Honda was ordered to recall over 150,000 cars after customers complained that they had completely left the bottom of the ashtrays out and that several smokers had set their pants on fire. There was a huge lawsuit and the case was taken to the Supreme Court where Spokesperson, Judge Ginsburg stated that they had sided with Honda. “After all, the fact that their pants were on fire proves that the customers were lying.”

Is Boris Johnson the 'Top Trumper' Behind Super Injunction to Gag Reporting of Explosive Farting? Neighbours of Unnamed Top Politician Tell of How His Early Morning Wind Breaking is Destroying Their Lives!

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New Delhi, India - (satireworld.com)

Engineering students in New Delhi have developed a bra that shocks and burns potential attackers. It also has GPS
Nearly two years ago, the gruesome gang rape and murder of a young woman on a bus in New Delhi left many Indians shocked and saddened. Tens of thousands took to the streets of the capital, urging the government to act.

Olympic curling specialist Arthur P. Luck feels like he was born for this sport. It wasn’t always this way though.  Growing up in the heartland of middle America, he had never actually heard of the sport until he was a senior in high school.

Jeremy Corbyn to enter 'Britain's Got Talent' as part of new media strategy. Advisers believe Labour Leader's musical fruit act will demonstrate his populist appeal.

The Republican Presidential candidate has gone on the record to say that he believes ISIS are even more dangerous to the future of America than Mexicans or the Chinese.

Americans critical of President Donald Trump need to come to grips with the fact he is the nation’s chief executive, as well as support him and his administration, says a man who launched a website in 2008 calling for the ouster of former President Barack Obama.

It isn't just celebrities we should be wary of idolising and placing on pedestals. Those individuals lionised by the popular press as 'heroes' in the wake of some disaster or terror attack are equally suspect. Just he other week, I was reading how that homeless guy hailed as a hero for supposedly helping victims in

he United Nations – (satireworld.com)
The world’s murder statistics are very scary and the highest percentages are in countries most Americans visit regularly. The latest information from the World Health Organization give the murder statistics for the entire world for the past year.

Video discovered on an ISIS-run website purported to be pornography consists of little more than members of the jihadist organization decapitating and mutilating people, its viewers say.

Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com)
Police and investigators are in a quandary after reports trickled in that the Paris Hilton is dead due to drug use. Fans flocked to the scene as health officials and police investigators combed the area for clues and evidence.

Cartoonist’s Comment: Betsy DeVos is Donald’s rotten pick for Secretary of Education. Many people believe she was considered because her family donated $200 million to Republican candidates and causes.

Florida Preacher Denies Exploiting Orlando Shootings to try and 'Cure' Homosexuals by Organising Donations of 'Heterosexual' blood for Injured. Claims Two Pints of 'Real American' Blood Will turn Recipient Straight.