In related news, Osiris wanted in connection with an ancient pyramid scheme.

What’s your message to Panthers fans?

Though still commonly known as "Black History Month", February is now 65% Hispanic, a recent study has shown.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Mary Crumsky held her Bernie Saunders photo tightly as she watched the nightly news unfold on her black and white TV set in Spokane Washington. The news was not good for millions of Bernie-bots who have turned their life into an endless parade of hysterical politics and over-inflated idol worship.

SANTA CLARA, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Sunday's Super Bowl 50 Halftime show closed with Beyoncé, Bruno Mars, Coldplay, and the entire stadium audience sending the message: "Believe in Love," and a lot of heterosexual people took to social media to complain that the  show was an attempt to advance the gay agenda. But members of the…

Jeremy Corbyn has finally made his first appearance at the cross-party Parliamentary Fight Club, which dates back to the 1800s and pits MPS in no holds barred, bare-knuckle fighting. He defeated, John Pugh, Lib Dem spokesperson for education, but Fight Club regular Michael Gove, who prefers to fight naked, said that the performance lacked any...

Nashua, NH—Just days before the New Hampshire Primaries, Senator Ted Cruz strayed from the usual stump speech and broke into a dazzling mime act. He thrilled scores of Republican primary voters with his performance of: “Invisible border wall, built by Mexicans.” He then swung into a rousing rendition of: “Man trapped under crushing federal deficits.” Cruz then took a break…

Changing Alliances (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments: After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made the leader of the country. He begins immediately to make changes.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and renowned xenophobic billionaire Donald Trump threatened to "fire" New Hampshire from America if he did not win the Republican primary there on Tuesday, February 9th. Trump also vowed to fire all of the states he lost during the Republican presidential primaries and caucuses when he became president.

New York, NY – (Satireworld.com)

Brian Williams without a shirt? Rachel Maddow topless? Andrea Mitchell with gravity-defying super-glued boobs? In an effort to preserve your gastro-intestinal equilibrium we’ll go easy and not post photos, but starting this Tuesday night, leading cable news loser MSNBC will have topless hosts and commentators on their live view shows starting a 8PM.

Pet rabbits around the the world are being arbitrarily detained and can claim compensation from their owners. That's the shocking verdict delivered today from the United Nations.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton repeated her belief that being a woman was a professional qualification for the presidency, and told women they must vote for her because she is also a woman. In doing so, Secretary Clinton's logic inadvertently told American women they must also vote for the likes of Sarah Palin and Carly Fiorina simply because they were also women, which automatically made them qualified for the presidency.

“You want a leader who can stand up to Washington?” said the smarmy sociopath in the ad. “C’mon. I just spent two hours giving Congress the middle finger to its face. Literally. I make Trump look like an amateur.”

They'd originally said they would claim the launch in 2 weeks time but following Kim Jong-Un's early triumph on an online Photoshop course, they now feel confident the made-up rocket firing would 'take-place' next week.

I’m not changing the Constitution, Pokey! I just added the beer mugs. The Founding Fathers would eat that shit up, or in this case drink. Thursday’s Dem debate showed two conscientious people who understand the intricacies of today’s problems. They offered real strategies, solutions, specifics and even the historical context behind each issue. Republicans, meanwhile, sound like no one studied for…

A colleague recently posted an intriguing question on my favorite Facebook Librarian hangout: “If you were being sold in a library book sale, which table would you be on?” She had her first response within seconds: Damaged. Quickly followed by: Mystery! Adventure. Bible stories. (I’m born again.) True Crime...

SANTA CLARA, CA — According to several reports from eyewitnesses that have seen him just hours before Super Bowl 50 is t…

Oxford, MA – (satireworld.com)

Presidential candidate Bernie Saunders (D-commie) has successfully completed his first complete ‘BM’ in over twenty years says People Magazine. In recent years Saunders had been plagued with chronic intestinal problems and has sought relief from specialists across the country but to no avail.

CONCORD, New Hampshire (The Adobo Chronicles) - Despite his second-place finish in last week's Iowa Caucuses, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is confident he will win his party's nomination for the 2016 elections.  To reinforce his confidence, he has named his vice presidential running mate.  Martin Shkreli. Shkreli is an American entrepreneur and financial and pharmaceutical…

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com)

Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.