Is giant asteroid alien spaceship or alien excrement? Top astro-plumber claims Oumuamua is actually huge extraterrestrial turd excreted by gigantic aliens. Demands earth authorities take immediate action to address risk of planet being devastated by alien steamer strikes.

A new report suggests that something might have happened on Facebook in the last four minutes, and it goes on to advise Facebook users to go into conversation autopilot mode and promptly investigate your news feed.

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During the 2011 French Presidential Campaign, former Libyan dictator Muammer Gaddafi donated sixty million euros to the reelection fund of sitting French president Nicolas Sarkozy. Per Libyan officials in a French 2018 investigation, the money was given in exchange for “access and favors.” Sauf-al-Islam Gaddafi said in an interview with Euronews that “We funded it and we have all the details and are ready to reveal everything. The first thing we want this clown to do is to give the money back to the Libyan people. He was given assistance so that he c

Opinions polls, which only days before were telling the prime minister to "go to the country", only three days later are saying "don't do it," according to the latest poll in a Sunday paper.

Having trouble keeping your New Year's resolutions? It's because you're a loser.

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Flash back! January 2000. The Clinton’s finally leave the White House. The Clinton family pockets over-stuffed with silverware, china, and priceless antiques as they hopped on board Air Force One for a final trip to New York City where the now ex-First Lady plans a senatorial campaign and the ex-President sharpens up his speech-giving voice for some expected $10K-per-speech income streams. Sixteen years later, my how things have changed!

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A recently discovered trove of unseen secret documents dating from the Nazi era, disclosed a secret many allied intelligence services overlooked. Now for the first time read about Hitler's most secret medical ailment and how it affects a small bar in San Francisco.

Seeing no other way to remedy a dangerous situation, the president ended the government shutdown in hopes of averting a nationwide cheeseburger shortage.

NEW YORK (AP) – The CBS television network has announced that Stephen Colbert has been fired from his position as host of “The Late Show” over controversial remarks that he made about President Donald Trump.

CELORON, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - A statue of Lucille Ball was erected last year in her hometown of Celoron, New York.  Immediately, it was mocked by many, especially the loyal fans because it looked nowhere like the American television's iconic comedian. Over the weekend, it was finally replaced with a statue designed…

Senator Bernie Sanders and former Mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg, better known as hecklers Waldorf and Statler on The Muppets, have officially announced their decision to join the 2020 presidential race.

Admitting that he has been left with no other means to earn a living, Gawker founder Nick Denton has resorted to selling unauthorized sex videos and DVDs on a Manhattan street corner.

A new study showing worldwide suicide rates falling dramatically between the year 2001 and 2018 has left many researchers scratching their heads.

LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - Following the election of Emmanuel Macron as the new president of France

Everyone remembers seeing these classic black and white photos with the addition of color but now TRN wants you to see what they look like when those colored photos are in black in white.

One of Donald Trump’s most loyal fans is warning everyone to stop trying to talk him out of supporting the billionaire property developer and Republican presidential candidate.

"We've been planning this for about two hundred years, but we had to get the caves ready to live in - so, we're just finally starting to move down there."

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Mitt Romney called Donald J. Trump “a phony” and “a fraud” in a speech on Thursday in which he urged Republicans to rally around one of Mr. Trump’s presidential rivals. Reacting to the comments, Trump called Romney a loser. It was the first truthful and accurate statement ever made…

Hampered by an increasingly tight labor market, Taco Bell announced this week that it will enhance its efforts to lure fresh talent with the offer of a new benefit.

Several officers from a French beach police unit have ordered a woman who was caught wearing a burkini -- a type of bathing suit, banned in many places -- to remove it, but a little more slowly.