NEW YORK CITY--New York Jets Head Coach Todd Bowles told reporters today the team's terrible quarterback, Geno Smith, has been cleared to return to the team after rehabilitating a broken jaw. "We'll bring Geno back a little slowly," Bowles said, "Even though it probably won't matter in regard to his on-field play, which is universally…

Congressman Clay Higgins said anyone willing to disparage him on the internet should be willing to “back it up in an affair of honor” in person.

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
If radical-leftist ex-community organizer Barack Obama is Chicago’s favorite son, then Chicago-born Hillary Clinton must be the favorite daughter of the windy city’s most socialist elite.
Previously unpublished correspondence between Hillary Clinton and the late communist left-wing organizer Saul Alinsky reveals new details about her very close relationship with the controversial Chicago activist and has shed light on her early sexual-ideological development.

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A white lesbian woman who sued after she was accidentally impregnated with the sperm of an African American man will be forced to refile the lawsuit after an Illinois judge tossed out her claim against the sperm bank as a frivolous and stupid lawsuit.

Postcards from the Pug Bus is a satire site that is usually funny, sometimes profane, and always a few fries short of a happy meal.

New York City, New York – (SatireWorld.com)
In a surprising twist on the city’s mayoral contest, beleaguered Democratic candidate Anthony Weiner has announced a startling solution to his over-exposure scandal, hoping to end to the recent bad press that has sent his poll numbers spiraling to fourth place out of a slate of four candidates. Anthony Weiner announced he was checking into New York’s Bellevue Hospital to have his penis surgically removed.

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Adolph Hitler’s grand-daughter, Ava Gesundheit Braun is planning her lavish wedding with detailed preparations for food and entertainment, plus a grand guest list that includes many from the recording industry. Also included are scores of prominent skinhead leaders from around the globe.

Fury over trailer for new film version of 'Cats' - critics accuse makers of prejudice due to failure to cast real cats. Claim use of human actors playing felines as bad as white actors blacking up to play negro roles. Casting allegedly part of media's pro-dog, anti-cat, agenda.

The latest installment in the animated hit series 'Cars' has revealed a disturbing and dark underbelly of a group of our population that is normally portrayed with all the glossy doe-eyed innocence of little lambs.

New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
BREAKING NEWS!
As if 2016 wasn’t full of enough political surprises! This afternoon at 2 PM a joint press conference with both ex-congressman Anthony Weiner and ex-US Attorney General Eric Holder surprised even the most seasoned experts by announcing a bid for the US presidency and Vice Presidency.

"I was at the White House that day. I was there for tea with Nancy, and a free session with her psychic in the Roosevelt Room," explained Clinton, who asserted she could hear the battle during her psychic reading.

Recently Sleepy Joe Biden says about President Trump: *In public and in private, President Trump has asked foreign governments to interfere in our elections on his behalf. It is an abuse of power. We cannot let him get away with it.* Ooh, Mr. Fancy Talk. Look at me! I run for president using words that go right together like I'm writing college entrance thing. Whoopie!

At last a piece of good news for the beleaguered prime minister, still Theresa May.

It has been announced that Theresa May, 62, has won the World Gurning Championship and didn't even enter the competition, bringing to 19 the number of things over the last 8 weeks that could lead to her downfall, a new record.

After only few short months together, ‘Swiddleston’ (as they became known) have decided to call it a day.

The world was thrown into chaos on Monday as the biggest autocorect providers were shut down in an aparent attack by hackers.

Citing increased headwinds and an evolving market in Southeast Asia, Hewlett-Packard announced Thursday plans to lay off Kyle.

England's rugby team are now so bad that they have started to apologise for their performance before the last game has been played, that's according to apologies seen by this newspaper last night.

ARTISANAL PRESS — Organizers of Chicago Dyke March admit to expulsion, claim it was a stand against racism & fascism.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Calling Matt Lauer an embarrassment to the NBC Network and journalism, the co-hosts of the 'Today' Show resigned en masse today. Lauer's co-hosts Al Roker, Natalie Morales and Savannah Gunthrie did not show up on the set of the popular morning show on Thursday. At issue was Lauer's…

Do you remember what you were doing when Beatle George Harrison died eighteen years ago today? Of course not. Most people don't remember what they were doing when "The Quiet Beatle" was alive.