Has a notorious Victorian ghoul returned to terrorise Britain’s streets? Is ‘Flame Arsed Jack’ is once more abroad, frightening women and children with his anal arson antics? Mass hysteria, supernatural apparition, or 'Wokerati' bogeyman invented to scare children into being woke? Experts disagree as to true nature of 'Flame Arsed Jack'.

‘While I don’t condone the file being leaked, it does explain an awful lot about Jeremy Hunt’s job performance,’ said one junior doctor.

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com)
Mark your calendars…Organizers of the Halloween Night Thriller Dance have signed up almost two-hundred thousand flash mob dancers who promise to dance at the grave site of Michael Jackson in an effort to revive the pop star from death.

Public unrest increased again today with reports across the country of people wearing judge wigs being assaulted in town centres, the latest outside the Corn Exchange in Ipswich.ainment and parody

New research has linked exposure to drag queen performances with increased sass-mouth in children.

"He used to sweep the sidewalk with a broom. Now he uses that thing," says neighbor.

The American Nazi Party has found itself in the crosshairs of right-wing outrage after it was discovered that the organization has started to implement new diversification policies.

The detailed report claims that the deceased musical genius had levels of funk in his bloodstream way beyond the norm and that his flamboyance count was off the charts.

If Sheriff Jeff Wiley gets his way, citizens of Ascension Parish need not worry about Syrian refugees lowering trailer park property values or interfering with the parish’s prolific methamphetamine production.

President Trump today sought to put some distance between another figure in his administration who met with Russian diplomats, his son-in-law, Jared.

Pyongyang, North Korea – (satireworld.com)
North Korea’s new reverend leader, Kim Jong Un, appeared in Pyongyang Square in honor of Kim Il Sun’s (RIP) 100th birthday and took the opportunity to opine as he looked at things from his own perspective while reviewing all 1.2M men and women in the standing army as they goose stepped past the podium during the 72 hour non stop version of the Super Bowl half time show.

Are a new subterranean underclass emerging from beneath the streets of London's wealthiest districts? While right-wing commentator claims that strange figures seen in empty millionaire mansions are evidence of 'immigrants in the walls', top scientist claims albino beings descendants of domestic staff abandoned and trapped in mansion basements.

A SELECTION OF OUR MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARDS

National Arguing Championships, Taurus Argument Of The Year, 2013

Cute Animals In A Sagittarius Horoscope August 2014, The Cutest Animals In The World On YouTube Online Video Clickers Group

Best Horoscope Service Made Into A Musical Of The Year 2015

Geronimo! Yahoo! and Yikes! in a Horoscope, April 2014, The National Institute For The Promotion Of Exclamation Grammar

Dog owners around the country are being warned by local and state officials to keep their pets at bay on Black Friday. PetSmart announced today that the company is launching its first ever Doggie Door Bust at every PetSmart location in the country.

President Trump today visited the Great Wall of China and admired the famous structure, and was also surprised that Mexicans could travel so far on foot.

Calling President Elect Donald Trump 'a dangerous liberal', Nancy Pelosi unleashed a barrage of invective against the GOP and minorities this morning as a tacking Democratic leadership attempt to reinvent themselves as the more racist of the two parties.

Manchester (UK)-(SatireWorld.com)

A delivery driver with dyslexia read an address backwards and accidentally delivered Man U’s order to a Manchester fast food restaurant. After opening a box they thought intended for them, the crew of a McDonald’s learned that the box of red, lacey, silk athletic supporters was actually meant for the Man U Premier League team.

Skeletor, an evil demon from another dimension, said he can no longer stand by as the liberal media attacks simple middle class people like himself.

MENLO PARK, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) - The Onion, considered the father (or mother) of fake news is the first victim of Facebook's crackdown announced earlier by Mark Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg announced a 7-point plan which he says will combat the spread of fake news on the popular social network.      Many people have complained…

Havana, Florida – (SatireWorld.com)
Bowing to recent criticisms concerning its bathroom facilities, toilet tissue, hand towel supplies and ongoing labor relation issues, SatireWorld’s Bargis Tryhol has instituted a fresh bold approach in offering his writers the best in public restroom accouterments…Free public toilets with a slight twist!