A new group of Hillary Clinton supporters has been formed called “Christians for Hillary.” They have initiated a special campaign strategy to help Hillary win the election. They plan on purchasing television and radio time, flooding the internet, and putting full page ads...

Al Franken probably didn’t expect to be a senator someday.

By pulling their considerable campaign donation sums, and putting it into orphanages, the Koch brothers hope to restart their own, heavenly, campaigns. Charles and David Koch made an astounding 360 today when they announced that they would pull all their money out of the 2016 elections, and instead fund every orphanage around the world.

The Koch brothers have decided that they will have to be the Republican presidential candidates themselves. An anonymous source has informed this reporter that the Koch brothers are at their wits end with the disaster the candidates have made of the Republican Party, and related the following conversation between the two brothers: “There’s not one...

The boys are back in town! Although in this one they play alien girls.  

by Michael Egan.‘She just loves having her pussy grabbed by the President-Erect!’ Ivanka wept, referring to Donald’s new housemate, Pam Bondi. ‘It’s not fair! Waah!’  NYC – First Lady-Elect Princess Ivanka Trump burst into tears today after learning that knockout Florida “sex bomb,” Pam Bondi, would be her daddy’s new White House “companion.” Ms Bondi is the [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

Naked & Afraid XL Survivor Eva Rupert said, “I would rather have a pack of Howler monkeys flinging feces at me than be interviewed by these assholes!”  

Corporate monopolies are experiencing a surge in the urge to merge. Control of market after market — from cable TV to chickens, banking to washing machines ...

“This may be the most significant blow to X-Mas since Seal Team Soros took out FAO Schwartz.” —General B. Humbug

Join team Search Truth Quest for one of their most controversial ghost hunts to date …but you shouldn’t date them.

America is hooked on a feeling. A recent poll suggests more than 60% of our country is optimistic about a future under Trump. How do this many people get dropped on their head as children? I’m talking to you Child Protective Services. Wait, I’m being told they’ve disbanded in lieu of supportive republican legislation. Stand Your Playground laws? Seriously, how long…

Taos, NM—Paleoproctologist, Dr. Sterling Hogbein, of the Hogbein Institute and Lube is back in the news today. The controversial scholar has announced his intention to create a facility off the coast of South America for the purpose of cloning dinosaur tissue. Dr. Hogbein told the press he plans to “bring taco Tuesday up a notch.” Critics of the…

    We’re pulling a Dylan on this one and not showing up for the award ceremony. We may tweet later that we’re honored and shit #Honored&Shit.  

“Did Planned Parenthood fund the Flux Capacitor with tax payer dollars?” —John Q. Republican

Slain Cecil the Lion’s brother releases statement Jericho, the brother of Cecil the Lion, has released a statement on his website, lionizing-lions.com, and it reads: “It is I, Jericho, the Luigi to Cecil’s Mario. As you can probably tell, contrary to reports, I am not dead, I was not killed in Hwange National Park.

by Gary Chew.“Suffragette” – a film review by Gary Chew With Alexandre Desplat’s opening chords of music with unrelenting percussion, you know immediately what Suffragette is about: perseverance. How could it not be since the year is 1912? Women have not yet been allowed to participate in the democratic process in the United Kingdom. One can’t call [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

Columbus, OH—The Governor of Ohio, John Kasich, still plans to suspend his campaign, but he promises to deliver a second and final concession speech that “will last all the way until the convention in July.” Senator Kasich told the press today, “This isn’t officially over until I say it is. And my plan is to take a long,…

Why Bernie Sanders Might Accept Jill Stein Offer to Run On a Green Party Ticket in November’ When I first saw the above headline about Bernie Sanders pairing with Jill Stein on the right-wing USA Home News site, I thought, oh yeah, you’d really like that, wouldn’t you? Hand the election to Trump, it would!

by Samuel Dunsiger.Hi, Sugar here. I need to get a few things off of my chest. Hi, Sugar here. I need to get a few things off of my chest. You’ve seen the reports by now. Yes, ... Read moreMonologue: Sugar Wants to Work Things Out with YouSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick up a copy at Barnes & Noble and other stores all over the U.S.