"I love watching people with hairy faces laugh." Fred Flunkee, Hirsute Fan

"The most likely explanation is that Michelle Obama invented a time machine went forward in time and copied Melania's speech." Jessie Krufts, Republican Campaigner

"If I was Darth Vader I would have a man coming up behind me to pick up my poop too."

"Put the bowl on your head, little man, and do a little dance. Don't just sit there!!!" Jessie Krufts, Circus Trainer

"If I did that my bedtime coco would go everywhere. I suppose I could put it down but there doesn't seem to be a cabinet or anything and I don't like putting it on the floor because I'd then kick it over in the night. Hmmm." Jessie Krufts, Coco Supperer

"You know me I'm all for shirtless dancing, but completely naked? It's a step too far." Kent Rugby, Dancer

"It looks pretty easy being green to this reviewer. 2 out of 10." Fred Flunkee, Gold Prospector

"Ew. That's like an off color Barney. 3/10." Jessie Krufts, Childrens TV Presenter

"Skyfall could be a poignant follow up video with the dog waiting for the thrown stick to fall from the sky for him to catch in the park. Slightly misty I'm thinking, lady dog watching on with her tongue out. By jingo this could work." Jimmy Popper, Music Video Ideas Man From The 1980s

"Oh not another dancing banana and dancing strawberry again." Jessie Krufts, Food Critic

"That's a purdy amount for a whole kin load of folk." Kent Rugby, Down With The Kids

"I was expecting UFO aliens to be short and hairy with a fat belly. My bad." Harry Zonderblurb, Predictor

"The aggressive cock sure always beat the passive do gooders. Unless you are Donny and Marie." Jessie Krufts, Pacifist

"You have the opportunity to ask profound questions like what is it like to be a bird? Or what is it like to fly? Or is there a bird God? And all you get it to say is Hello and Hi? Missed opportunity. If aliens come down to earth don't let that woman go to greet them is all I'm saying." Jessie Krufts, Humpty Pusher

"You talkin to me?" Fred Flunkee, Robert De Niro Impersonator

"I agree, the first guy was a bit letchy. The second guy though was a little bit too cute for this reviewer. 3.5/10" Harry Zonderblurb, Film Reviewer

"A bottom on the ground twerk? Hmm. That furry kid will go far." Jessie Krufts, Talent Scout

"That Gorilla is naked." Jessie Krufts, Commentator

"If this turns out to be the new James Bond plot I will be livid." Jessie Krufts, Cinema Goer

"It's funnier the second time you watch it." Jimmy Popper, Surveyor