"Ha ha that lid is broken or wasn't put on properly. I can't even open my dog proof dog food container." Fred Flunkee,Has Weak Fingers
"When he takes that white vest off he'll have a white shaped vest shape on his tanned body. Phnarf."
"I would have been happy with a woof rather than a yap." Jessie Krufts, Pancake Flipper
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