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NORTH KOREA (The Barbed Wire) - The world reacted with shock today as North Korea announced that it had successfully tested a hydrogen bomb. The thought of such a weapon in the hands of the country's maniacal dictator, best known for his kick ass haircuts, worried leaders worldwide, though the White House doubts the claims.

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) -  It's supposed to be the big day on Thursday  for Pizza Hut : the official launching of its new  pizza with hotdog-stuffed crust, a concoction that Italian chefs and bakers would almost be embarrassed to even think about. The usually serious Washington Post  took time out from its political…

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin announced her daughter Bristol was pregnant for a third time, and blamed President Obama for destroying the Christian values of America and not stopping men from getting her daughter "babyfied." All three of Bristol Palin's children will have a different father, and none one of those fathers are married to Bristol, despite Sarah Palin's heavily espoused conservative Christian values.

New York – (satireworld.com)

An Obamacare asshole screening initiative to clean up prospective presidential candidates has seen an ugly 'butt tatt' removed from Hillary Clinton’s saggy derriere according to Our Man Behind The Speculum.

Hillary “Rod-em” Clinton, NPI, was officially outed yesterday after long time Slick Willy’s paramour for 12 years in Arkansas, confirmed what many have thought for years: Her pants suits are not just for heteros anymore!
The long time mistress was touting her history with the former president at a book signing for her new non fiction novel “Gennifer De-FLOWERED”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
In line with recent invitations to the Obama White House which include a disgraced gay teacher. A 1960’s violence advocate. Plus, a recent ‘clock inventor’ who made innocent looking clocks into bomb replicas hidden in briefcases. Child porn advocate Jared Fogle was extended an invitation to join the Children’s Book Reading Sojourn being held in the White House Rose Garden and scheduled for this weekend.

London, England – (SatireWorld.com)

SatireWorld reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model has found its way on the popular auction site eBay and in past days all bidding has gone thru the roof.

Daytona Beach, FL – (satireworld.com)

Florida officials have cited 5 new cases of Leprosy in Volusia county due to ‘unnatural acts with Armadillos’ leading to the quarantine of DNC Charwoman Debbie Wasserman- Schultz and Congressman Alan Grayson!

FLINT, MICHIGAN (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Governor of Michigan Rick Snyder (R) declared he was surprised the citizens of Flint had not arranged a parade to honor his quick response to them being poisoned by largely untreated water from a polluted source his hand-selected emergency manager had chosen. Snyder touted his rapid, nearly-two-years-in-the-making response to Flint citizens complaining about their toxic drinking water almost immediately after the city was forced by austerity measures to switch its public water source to the Flint River in April of 2014.

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com)
Getting even with Obama-bots can be fun! Making them furious is even more fun!
We’ve all seen them. They’re the remaining survivors from the 2009 Cash-For-Clunkers Program that was credited with removing over a million cars with Obama bumper stickers off the road.

Blountstown, Florida

Residents of the normally quiet town of Blountstown were stunned Saturday when geologists from Florida State University confirmed that the newly discovered gold deposit on Miller’s farm might exceed that found on another parcel of land last September.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Donald Trump was forced to eat his words today after an emergency causing Democratic front runner to have her pants catch on fire during a news conference with CNN on her sexual relationship with Vince Foster (rip).
Despite having said in the past “I wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire” the Donald was the first responder when Ms Clinton’s arse caught on fire when she denied playing ‘hide the Weinie” with her lawyer paramour!

The cross-armed, tutting British public shook their heads in disgust at new spate  of flood warnings today, ranging from West Scotland through Cumbria, Wales,

New York, NY – (satireworld.com)

A petulant Donald Trump threw the 2016 elections into turmoil and doubt as he announced he was considering a run at the Presidency as an independent after changing his party affiliation to “Quisling”, after two years spent infiltrating the Republican Party.

They'd originally said they would claim the launch in 2 weeks time but following Kim Jong-Un's early triumph on an online Photoshop course, they now feel confident the made-up rocket firing would 'take-place' next week.

A Surrey housewife has blamed the Met Office for her husband naming his ‘storms of flatulence’. Susan Richards was speaking after Storm Kevin was unleashed under the duvet this morning just before the alarm clock went off. Last Sunday morning Storm Harry, Storm Ingrid and Storm Jackson all hit the marital bed before 9am. Mrs...

CHAPPAQUA, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) - Hillary Clinton  returned to her home state of New York a changed woman, after that huge loss to Bernie Sanders in this week's New Hampshire Democratic primary.  Sanders defeated the more veteran Clinton, 64.8% to 30%. On the Republican  side, Donald Trump led the pack at 35.3%, 15 points…

The Central Intelligence Agency has started auditioning lone gunmen to assassinate Bernie Sanders should he be elected in November, insiders say.

Research by the LIGO Collaboration has revealed that a good accountant can warp space-time as well as your tax bill. A billion light-years from what everyone else pays, two black holes ('what Google owes' and 'what Google makes') have collided to generate a distortion in the fabric of corporate tax codes and bag-douchery.

What will you do if you’re on the Supreme Court? That’s the question President Obama is asking the nation’s schoolchildren to answer in an unprecedented drawing contest to find the next justice.