Are senior Labour party figures secretly planning to replace Jeremy Corbyn and Tom Watson with robots? Leadership 'upgrade' seen as essential after trials show mechanical leadership more charismatic and popular with voters.
You’d think that five days spent in bed would represent some kind of paradise. Particularly to someone like me, who enjoys their bed. But when it is enforced by illness, it quickly becomes a kind of Hell. Having spent the better part of what was meant to be a week off of work largely confined to bed thanks to a cold which just wouldn’t let go, I can honestly say that it ruins the bed experience.
Experts warn that within years robots will be able to carry out any human job. Where next for humanity, as even robot beggars predicted for near future?
Is Trump adviser Steve Bannon actually a tramp? Does Trump throttle vagrants to death with his bare hands? Meet the man who manufactures such 'alternative facts' in the name of political balance.
Corbyn unveils plans to combat British vegetable famine, whilst government denies plans for rationing and powdered vegetables. Greens welcome proposals to turn whole UK into giant market garden.
Parents shocked as second hand video game turns out to be Jihadi suicide bomber simulator. Warnings that charity shops could be flooded with used virtual terrorism games simulating JIhadist attacks.
Legitimate sporting challenge or misogynistic titillation? TV executive defends ‘Extreme Breast Feeding’, a newly televised ‘extreme sport’ against charges of sexism and objectification of women.
Was George Michael Murdered by News Media Conspiracy to boost Christmas News Ratings? Top Conspiracy Theorist Claims Queen also on media 'Hit List'.
Jeremy Corbyn to enter 'Britain's Got Talent' as part of new media strategy. Advisers believe Labour Leader's musical fruit act will demonstrate his populist appeal.
Right now, my inbox is just full of people making demands of me. What is it with the constant attempts to get you to give 'feedback' on everything you do online, every site you visit. When did the web become so needy?
Should convicted criminals who die before they've completed their sentences be brought back from the grave to finish their punishment? Newspaper suggests voodoo be employed to bring back as zombies offenders attempting to cheat justice through death.
Major UK Terror Alert After Hijacked Santa's Sleigh Crashes into Shoppers at German Market. Was Driver Part of Group Trying to Drive Out European Xmas Traditions in Favour of British Yule-tide Celebrations?
Is Right Wing News Site's Xmas Appeal Encouraging Followers to Throw Bricks at Homeless? Editor Claims he's Merely Trying to Provide Rough Sleepers with Means to Build Own Homes.
Man Punches Out Salvation Army Officer for Wishing Him an Unsolicited 'Happy Christmas'. So Called 'Man Who Hates Christmas' Plans to Sabotage Yuletide by Poisoning Supermarket Seasonal Foodstuffs with own Excrement.
Is Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn actually a deep cover Tory mole on a mission to destroy the party from within? Academic makes sensational claims that supposed left winger is actually trying to alienate voters to ensure Tory hegemony.
Is Donald Trump Behind Global Warming? Amazing Allegations President-elect Attempting to Alter Earth's Climate to Facilitate Alien Colonisation! Conspiracy Theorists Argue as o Whether Trump Alien, Lizard or Commie!
President Trump? Brexit? Jeremy Corbyn? Are we living in the post satire era? As reality becomes ever more outrageous, does satire still have any purpose?
Octopuses to sue after Donald Trump described as being all over alleged groping victim 'like an octopus'. Object to defamatory implication they are all sex offenders. Counter claim Trump is victimising them after 'grab them by the octopussy' remark.
Is Donald Trump's bid for the White House being sabotaged by an invisible man? Incredible claims that invisible saboteur real culprit behind groping allegations!
Britain's peadophiles complain that too many unaccompanied refugee children arriving in UK are actually adults. Demand tougher age tests to ensure that the government only save the children for them, not over age impostors.