A 38-year-old woman has succumbed to injuries she received after hearing Donald Trump use the word ‘schlonged’ to describe Hillary Clinton’s failed 2008 presidential bid.
Commenting on Hillary Clinton’s lengthy bathroom break during the Democratic debates last weekend, Donald Trump is calling the former secretary of state’s bowel movements “disgusting” and says that he personally hasn’t pooped in years.
The growing middle class in China’s capital city has discovered a new form of imported Canadian air, one that comes at just a fraction of the price of fresh air but is said to be just as enjoyable: bottled Canadian farts.
Along with 50 other lucky people, I was chosen by some hackers to watch a pirated version of “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” in a Detroit squat. Yes, the movie is totally cool, and yes, I started sobbing three seconds into the opening sequence.
Decades before Barbie led generations of young girls to believe that beautiful women had fixed elbows and breasts with no nipples, a simple rag doll was already promoting unrealistic standards of beauty.
What did the frontrunners in the 2016 presidential race want from Santa Claus when they were children? The Dandy Goat has obtained exclusive copies of the adorable letters they wrote.
A spokesperson for Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign is asking the public to reserve judgment, saying that the candidate has not yet assumed his final, terrifying form.
While the media focus on atrocities committed by ISIS, few people are asking this question: what do ISIS fighters really want? Dandy Goat correspondent Abu Batsheet Quazi spent a few days in the Islamic State to find out.
Facebook co-founder and current CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced that to commemorate the birth of his daughter, he and his wife are going to donate 99 percent of users’ personal data to charitable causes.
Delighting those who enjoy watching endless streams of photos and data flowing by a screen, several of the best-known social networking services have announced that they are merging to form the world’s largest waste of time.
The Justice Department has confirmed that the man who attacked a Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado Springs last week is part of a sprawling network of deranged individuals acting entirely on their own.
Agreeing that carbon emissions must be reduced to halt climate change, tens of thousands of world leaders, government ministers, scientists and activists are attending the Paris climate talks after being flown to the city in private jets.
Former “Cheers” actress Kirstie Alley was believed to be in hiding somewhere in California Tuesday night after the Islamic State issued a fatwa calling for her to be beheaded as an apostate.
According to results of a new Gallup poll released this week, a majority of respondents admit to lying or otherwise providing incorrect responses when contacted by the organization’s pollsters.
PARIS -- One week after terrorist attacks shook the city at its core, the inhabitants of Paris are heeding calls by political leaders and are again having passionate, non-stop sex.
There is no greater assault on a nation whose foundations are built on the concept of liberty than to attack it when it’s fully expressing that very liberty, engaged in pursuit of the simplest, everyday pleasures.
Insisting that it’s not our business what a grown man does in private with other consenting adults, it’s only with great reluctance that Americans are showing interest in Charlie Sheen’s admission that he is HIV-positive.
Whispering a prayer for the victims of Friday’s attacks in Paris, Facebook user Nicole Dalton has solemnly removed the blue, white and red filter from her photo, a feature of her profile since Saturday.
DES MOINES, Iowa -- Disguised as a viable contender for the White House, a Maryland man sneaked onto the stage during the CBS Democratic presidential debate on Saturday, according to police.
The men who carried out Friday’s attacks in Paris are seated at a table in a noisy, crowded cafe where they will spend the rest of eternity failing to get the Parisian server’s attention.