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NEW YORK CITY (The Barbed Wire) - In the wake of the recent flood of Middle Eastern refugees across Europe, Fodor's Travel, long known for providing travelers around the world with travel guides to not only the best hotels and restaurants at destinations worldwide, but also useful and quirky information not found in other travel…

SEEKONK, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, an unmedicated Massachusetts man declared he believed Republican presidential candidate and demagogic billionaire Donald Trump would rein executive power in. Thomas Basil, a Republican construction worker and married father of two, told TNA he thought Trump would moderate the authority of the presidency, despite the billionaire's numerous statements about violating the Constitution and ignoring sound reasoning in the name of national security.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Tonight, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told the women of New Hampshire to "have fun burning in hell" after it was clear she had lost the state's Democratic primary election to U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont. Clinton's remark referenced a statement made last week by former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Madeleine Albright that "there's a special place in hell for women that don't help each other."

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Webster’s Dictionary recently added a new phrase that pretty much sums up the problems faced the Democratic Party today as the 2016 elections roll ever closer. Eloquently said, the new phrase has captured the imagination of conservative pundits as the predominate adjective used most often on television to describe the situation with the Left.

Governor of South Carolina Nikki Haley says she hopes her state will convince Jeb Bush to drop out of the Republican presidential race so the GOP establishment can try to stop Donald Trump from ripping the party apart.

Charlie says he'll behave

According to Hillary...She didn't spill a drop!

WASHINGTON (The Barbed Wire) - In his infinite wisdom and attempt to thwart mass shootings by Muslims so the American people don't get upset with them, President Obama said today that he had come up with a workable solution to all the gun control hysteria that he himself has stirred up.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel announced today that in light of the massive influx of Muslim immigrants, the formation of the new Fourth Reich.

A rejuvenated Barack Obama jumped out on stage like a young James Brown in front of a mostly live audience in DC today to announce that ....“Thanks to ME, the economy is back, the world is Tranquil, the RESET worked, and John Kerry should win the Nobel Prize!”

Shouts of ‘you lie’ and ‘BULL SHIT” were drowned out by paid political supporters bused in from a local unemployment office having multiple orgasms.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, TNA released the results of a survey measuring how likely Americans were to buy and publicly display a Gadsden flag, which has had low favorability ratings among Americans since 2008. Over 71% of the Americans surveyed disclosed they would not purchase or fly a Gadsden flag so they could avoid being associated with American Teabaggers, who have made the Gadsden flag a symbol of their abundant ignorance regarding both American government and history.

Bwanna, Kenya – (satireworld.com)

Game preserve officers tracked down and killed a 45 foot long crocodile today after it was seen leaving a village shortly after it decimated the inhabitants during an evening celebration. The reptile is being reported as the ‘world’s largest crocodile.’ First reports claimed upwards of 50 native villagers were eaten, but game warden Benji Wonamoto said the final body count was 75 and maybe more.

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)

World Auction News reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model used during the filming of a advertisement for Game of War has found its way on the popular auction site. In past days all bidding has gone thru the roof.

Zagreb, Croatia -(satireworld.com)

We’re not sure what movie was playing on TV way back in 1966 in the former republic of Yugoslavia, but it must have been so terrible that a woman died while viewing it. In fact, it took 48 years for someone to find her remains in her Communist-era apartment.

MOSUL (The Barbed Wire) - Members of the terror group ISIS spent New Year's Eve celebrating the beginning of a new year of terror attacks and killing by watching the annual head drop in Mosul. The tradition is in its third year and the event is circulated by cellphones and ISIS-controlled TV stations in the region.

LAS VEGAS (The Barbed Wire) - Last week, a person placed slices of bacon on the door handles of the front and back doors to a mosque in Sin City. Bacon and pork products are considered unclean in Islamic tradition, and Muslims are forbidden from eating or touching it.

Mecca, Saudi Arabia – (satireworld.com)
Karmic jitters surround Mecca’s Royal Clock Tower Hotel – the Abraj Al-Bait Towers – this weekend after Iran’s official witchfinder-general unleashed a torrent of hexoplasm against crazy Wahabbists who executed ‘moderate’ Shia cleric Shaikh Nimr al-Nimr.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) -  The Philippines will see the launching of its first-ever satellite in April this year, Department of Science and Technology (DOST) Secretary Mario Montejo said yesterday. The schedule was set after the DOST firmed up the arrangements with an American provider of space shuttle services on which the “micro satellite” would be…

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) - White House doctors have confirmed that President Obama strained several muscles in his arms today, and even tore a tendon in his shoulder area, while overreaching in putting together his newest gun control executive orders. The president has been ordered to rest his skinny arms and reduce the movement of his left shoulder.

Boston, MA - (satireworld.com)

Recent government sponsored research has shown at least one-fifth of the regressive Neanderthal genome may lurk within modern humans, influencing the skin, hair, political leanings, and mental diseases some people have today, researchers say.