Politics in America had suffered a blow
Americans were fed up with the status quo
Obama did what he could with what given
The red states were mad, they were hellbent and driven
Give us a new leader, give us fresh meat
A guy who knows how to make money...
NYC – Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s new White House adviser, announced at a press conference today that the incoming Trump Administration was taking a “long, hard, critical look” at the “so-called ‘four freedoms’” of Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s “outdated, socialistic welfare."
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement released today by Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s transition team spokesperson and former scarecrow template. “And to win, every team needs a strong leader..."
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Watching a new film about an infamous assassination on its 53rd anniversary can’t be a light encounter of any kind for anybody, especially if the victim is the first person you ever voted for to be president of the United States.
Sitting here at the dusty keyboard, my review of La La Land writes itself. Why, you might ask? There are two reasons. I’m listening to all the music from this glorious film through the CD component of my old computer...
President-elect Trump announced today that he had taken the bull by the horns in order to further his bold immigration agenda by creating what he calls an “Extreme Vetting (EZ Form).”
Suddenly fake news stories are the ‘In Thing’ and do we have ’em here for you! Get in on the latest fad and power trip going — fake news stories! Amaze your friends! Harass your enemies! Embarrass your mom! We have them for you here in all shapes and sizes.
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America, the world’s oldest democracy, announced via Uncle Sam today that it was too aged and weak to defend itself any longer. “Can’t do it any more, I’m afraid,” the old fella gasped.
Even though Miss Sloane is constructed to satisfy a personal bias of mine — that being the passage of more sensible laws as to who may buy and own a gun, while not injuring the Second Amendment — it was a bit of a slog...
President-elect Donald Trump’s nominees for top level positions in his administration promise to usher in a new spirit of cooperation across departments. For example, Betsy DeVos and Jeff Sessions are already working on a strategy to revamp education nationally.
In a bow to our supposed new President, I submit this missive attempting to recreate the style of communicating that Donald Trump does best, in order to express myself properly to those who elected him.
The Humor Times announced today that it will no longer be a leading publisher of “fake news,” and instead will do its level-best to fight what it now admits is a scourge on all forms of media.
Director Tom Ford’s second movie might be as good as his first. That’s saying a lot because A Single Man (2009) was an excellent debut for a guy who’s more into Yves Saint Laurent and Gucci than, it seems, directing a motion picture.
by Michael Egan.‘Stop publishing the truth under cover of fake news!’ Trump screamed, threatening to sue. ‘Fake news should be fake! That means not true!’ NYC – At a “stormy face-to-face” meeting at Trump Tower yesterday, Humor Times editor Inyore Face and Onion publisher Mimi Me were “brutally dressed down” by an infuriated Donald Trump, America’s next [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
And now a public service announcement for all you prodigal sons and daughters making the pilgrimage back home for the annual Turkey Day holiday reunion. Prepare for some ultra ugliness out there, people. Expect extra enmity. You are entering enemy territory.
by James Israel.The myth of a huge white voter turnout has been debunked. The real story is the lack of Democratic voters. Obama had far more. Okay, check this out. I saw this on CBS, with Don Lemon interviewing Michael Moore. (Clip below.) Keep in mind, the graph below seems to exaggerate differences in the vote totals, [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
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by Roger Freed.Leaked Trump emails expose desperate, last ditch effort to throw the election. On the eve of the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, the notorious exposé website Wakileaks has released thousands of hacked emails from Donald Trump’s private server. The exact source of the email leak has not been officially ascertained, but it is suspected that they [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.