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LAS VEGAS -- Although sparing readers the graphic details, Piper "Pips" Waspinger leaves no doubt that when the voting booth curtain closes, her genitalia will push Hillary Clinton's button. After reading Waspinger’s recent article, "I Am Voting With My Vagina," I caught up with her in Nevada, site of the next Democratic primary.

What will you do if you’re on the Supreme Court? That’s the question President Obama is asking the nation’s schoolchildren to answer in an unprecedented drawing contest to find the next justice.

Saying that she’s “first a woman, second a mother, third a daughter, and last an experienced former senator and secretary of state,” Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is urging voters to head to New York City to take a tour of her virtual vagina.

Using a megaphone to command supporters to join him in a butt-shaking dance called the “Trump Bump,” presidential candidate Donald Trump did a victory lap in a golden chariot, just minutes after it became apparent that he had overwhelmed his opponents in New Hampshire’s Republican primary.

A libertine Texas man is the first confirmed case of the Zika virus being transmitted via sexual contact with a vector.

Sen. Bernie Sanders came a close second in Monday night’s Iowa Democratic caucuses, narrowly losing after Clinton snagged the remaining delegates by winning a classic game of chance.

Showing his credentials as a shrewd planner, Donald Trump says he is building a colony for himself and his followers in the South American country of Guyana.

Hillary Clinton celebrated her narrow state caucuses victory by assembling her campaign staff in a large room and staring at them for 20 unbroken minutes.

Expressing disappointment about his narrow loss to Hillary Clinton in the Iowa caucuses, Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has vowed to continue fighting, recalling the time when Thomas “Steam Engine” Murphy seemed poised to defeat him in the 1950 Brooklyn all-city track meet.

Hoping to emulate the success of Movember, the charity fad that has raised millions of dollars for testicular cancer research over the last several years, activists in California have announced the inauguration of “Fepubary.”

Spike Lee and Jada Pinkett Smith are not pleased with the racial makeup of the 2016 Oscar nominees, so they are calling for a “conscientious absenteeism” -- if I may offer a suitably puffed-up term -- of the 88th Academy Awards. My first thought upon reading this news was, who cares? And then I realized that a great many people care deeply about what stars think, and that few people care about what I think.

Museum officials in Rome are delighted following a successful effort to spare the visiting Iranian president from the embarrassment and potential injury of seeing representations of naked bodies.

Blaming a clerical error for the initial oversight, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has amended this year’s list of nominees for Best Actor, adding Craig Robinson for his performance in “Hot Tub Time Machine 2.”

In a scandal that could derail his presidential ambitions just days before primaries begin, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) stands accused of using campaign funds to purchase socks he discovered in an Alabama department store bargain bin.

A woman in this sleepy hamlet in the northern district of Amburger-Elper has been walking around town asking for it, according to local men.

Crew members from two U.S. Navy patrol boats detained by Iran have described the experience as “phenomenal” and say that they’ll definitely go back for a visit.

Observers from around the globe were surprised and saddened on Monday to find that a giant shadow had been cast over the Earth.

A Syrian refugee living in Berlin who made a perilous journey to Europe after losing his entire family in his country’s civil war is nevertheless very horny.

Frustrated by millennials’ lack of interest in buying cars, automakers plan to roll out a slew of new models aimed at appealing to today’s youth.

Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders promised to deal with the oversized influence of the finance sector by breaking the nation’s 10 largest banks into “a million little ones.”