In a startling revelation today, a congressional investigation was launched to examine whether a KGB officer played right field for the Dodgers in the NLCS.
The US Soccer Team may have failed to qualify for the World Cup for the first time since 1986 by losing to Trinidad & Tobago, but on the bright side, they might become US Secretary of State.
A man kneeling to pray during the national anthem at AT&T stadium confounded the Vice President who was unsure whether to applaud him, or run him out of town on a rail.
Knowing that he could probably use some cheering up, comedian Bill Cosby reportedly shared an inspirational kitten posting with producer Harvey Weinstein.
Amid concerns for their safety, and fearing that their second amendment rights may be under attack, animals have been purchasing guns in large numbers.
Officials at Alcatraz Island, the infamous prison and tourist attraction, apparently have started contingency planning to house members of the Executive Branch.
In New York this week, the president sought to right what he saw as a terrible wrong, namely that the United Nations had been thieving all of his money.
Amid the chaos of two hurricanes, an earthquake in Mexico, and the threat of nuclear war with North Korea, Former President Barack Obama unexpectedly jumped into a space shuttle and blasted off into outer space.