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In a startling revelation today, a congressional investigation was launched to examine whether a KGB officer played right field for the Dodgers in the NLCS.
The US Soccer Team may have failed to qualify for the World Cup for the first time since 1986 by losing to Trinidad & Tobago, but on the bright side, they might become US Secretary of State.
With the US congress unable to repeal Obamacare, President Trump decided to fix the health care system by firing each and every NFL player.
Motivational Speaker Brad Elldon is thinking about sliding some of his positive messaging into your DM for your consideration.
A man kneeling to pray during the national anthem at AT&T stadium confounded the Vice President who was unsure whether to applaud him, or run him out of town on a rail.
Another bombshell dropped concerning US Representative Tim Murphy this week when it was revealed that he was a fake Pirates fan.
Knowing that he could probably use some cheering up, comedian Bill Cosby reportedly shared an inspirational kitten posting with producer Harvey Weinstein.
Amid concerns for their safety, and fearing that their second amendment rights may be under attack, animals have been purchasing guns in large numbers.
Saddened by the loss of a great American, President Trump demands Congress consider a national memorial to the fallen nudie picture pioneer.
Authorities have released the name of a fugitive responsible for a 7-state crime spree this morning, and it's your daughter.
A new restaurant owned by a local family opened this week to great fanfare in downtown Killapsee before promptly shutting down for good 8 hours later.
Surrounded by the intense noises of her family and pets, local mom credits noise-cancelling headphones with saving her life.
Not just NBA fans in the United States bristled at President Trumps tweet to Stephen Curry, but reclusive dictators were also up in arms.
Officials at Alcatraz Island, the infamous prison and tourist attraction, apparently have started contingency planning to house members of the Executive Branch.
In New York this week, the president sought to right what he saw as a terrible wrong, namely that the United Nations had been thieving all of his money.
Amid the chaos of two hurricanes, an earthquake in Mexico, and the threat of nuclear war with North Korea, Former President Barack Obama unexpectedly jumped into a space shuttle and blasted off into outer space.
An English teacher attempting to organize one of President Trump's sentences in a grammar diagram found herself in a world she no longer recognized.
Our top-rated Fantasy Foot Rub picks are in for this week. Find out who we picked and why.
As airlines continue to reduce the space available for passenger seating, one man struggles to keep his sanity after being squeezed into a monitor.