WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington, D.C.) - You may have seen the last of President Donald Trump, Press Secretary Sean Spicer and Sarah Palin on television -- at least on 'Saturday Night Live' (SNL). Or Hillary Clinton for that matter. Today, Trump signed his latest Executive Order, this one banning actors from impersonating public officials…
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HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - Americans know that President Donald Trump gets upset so easily, especially on things like news reports on the number of people who attended his inauguration, or the fact that he lost the popular vote in the last election to Hillary Clinton. But nothing has upset him more…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - President Donald Trump today signed a new Executive Order abolishing the White House Press Office and creating a new Department of Alternative Facts (DAF). Senior Aide Kellyanne Conway was appointed head of the new Department with a Cabinet rank. The Department will oversee all communications emanating from the…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - While President Donald Trump announced that the White House Press Briefing Room will remain at its current location -- The James S. Brady Room in the West Wing -- he said he gets to pick which reporters and news outlets will occupy each of the 49 seats. In past…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Donald Trump has called CNN "fake news." He accused the news media of lying about the number of people who attended his inauguration. He even has a few things to say about The Adobo Chronicles. Trump used the platform he knows best -- Twitter -- to fire away his…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - At his swearing (pun intended) today as the 45th president of the United States, Donald Trump forged new ties with the Philippines without saying a single word. All he did was raise his clenched first in the fashion that Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte and his supporters have…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Nothing is ordinary with President-Elect Donald Trump. Not even with regards to his relationship with the news media. He chooses whom he speaks to and has called news outlets like CNN "fake news." But we scored the first one-on-one interview with Trump on the eve of his inauguration…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chroniclexs, Washington Bureau) - Just days after berating CNN and calling it "fake news," President-elect Donald Trump is now accusing The Onion of spreading the same. "I've been reading The Onion for quite some time now," Trump said, "and I've finally come to the conclusion that all its stories are lies and…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) -ABC News is reporting that President-elect Donald Trump has cancelled a visit to the National African American Museum due to a scheduling conflict. He was scheduled to visit the museum on Martin Luther King Day. Well, it appears that it is not just the museum visit he is…
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - "The Greatest Show on Earth" will finally come to a close -- for good. Kenneth Feld, chairman and CEO of Feld Entertainment which owns and manages the Ringling Bros. and Barnum &and Bailey Circus, announced that the show will finally end because of declining attendance,…
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - Sources close to the Donald Trump presidential transition team have secretly told The Adobo Chronicles that comedian and television host Steve Harvey is being groomed to be the next U.S. ambassador to the Philippines. Harvey, who is scheduled to be in Manila this month to host the…
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - If a bill proposed by a Philippine legislator is approved, Filipinos with bad breath and body odor will have to pay an additional tax. In an effort to avert the negative effects of increasing the excise tax on petroleum products, Representative Rodel Batocabe proposed instead to tax beauty…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Donald Trump has pre-signed Executive Order No. 1 to go into effect immediately after he takes his oath as the 45th president of the United States. The EO will make it illegal for anyone to take aerial photos of his swearing-in ceremony. Trump is very worried that there will…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Just in! The Moscow Ballet has confirmed that it would be performing during Donald Trump's January 20 Inauguration! This information was confirmed by WikiLeaks.
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - Forget about "Star Wars." NBC's 'Twitter Wars' made its first season debut last January 2nd. As expected, it went off to a great start with all the sparks expected of this celebrity reality show where 16 celebrities compete for charity. Executive producer Donald Trump fired…
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NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - Singer Mariah Carey will have the chance to make up for her disastrous New Year's eve performance in New York City. President-elect Donald Trump has personally reached out to Carey to top bill the list of A-1 performers for his January 20 inaugural. Until recently, no…
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - A self-help book on Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte has zoomed up to No. 1 in The New York Times' Best Selling List this week. Titled "Master Baiting For Dummies," the fully-illustrated book educates its readers on detecting sarcasm and stealthy mockery. The Philippine leader is…