Reading can be fun, but for this local book club, realizing they were just there for the wine has really cut out a lot of the unnecessary talking.
NASA has long struggled to find a way to send men back to the moon without incurring high costs. President Trump has found a solution: miniature astronauts.
Out of respect for wildfire victims, stations will remove the words "safe and warm" from the popular song. Because this whole fire thing is getting ridiculous.
Although you really admire your friends crafty skills, he might be going a little too far this year with his Christmas card project. For instance, murder.
The two sides will take the field and engage each other in a horrific scene of carnage to settle once and for all which of them is keeper of the ultimate truth.
The tiny flightless birds, promising an ass-whooping like the human race has never seen, swarmed into the oceans and began swimming furiously north.
President Trump has promised to personally ensure that the next Miss America will survive to be crowned, even if there is a global thermonuclear war with Korea.
The Broadway musical "Burr", a gun-friendly story about the right to protect yourself against immigrants with crazy ideas, shuttered after a disappointing one day run.
Taking a break from the busy holiday season, you are surprised to discover those pleasant out of focus lights outside are not what you thought they were.
New autonomous vehicle technology will finally give dogs the ability to do something they've never been able to do: chase dogs in other cars.
While Lavar Ball and President Trump square off in the media, one party is secretly hoping they finally get in trouble for being such a pain.
People around the world joined the United States this week in celebrating the spirit of Thanksgiving, mainly because their countries aren't run by President Trump.
Skeletor, an evil demon from another dimension, said he can no longer stand by as the liberal media attacks simple middle class people like himself.
In the rush to quickly fill federal district court appointments, critics wonder if nominees are being properly vetted, as Eric Cartman comes up for a vote.
President Trump today visited the Great Wall of China and admired the famous structure, and was also surprised that Mexicans could travel so far on foot.
Already pushed to the limit by the 45th President’s relentless Tweeting, the nation became unglued as he utilized the new 280 character limit.
Detectives discovered yet another victim in a string of unsolved murders committed by the infamous 1980s trivia fan, the "Legwarmer Murderer".
President Trump today sought to put some distance between another figure in his administration who met with Russian diplomats, his son-in-law, Jared.
Although he keeps a busy schedule making the world a more evil place, the Devil is glad to take time out to rule in favor of your bank.
According to people in your town, fall is again shaping up to be that time of year once again.