NASA has long struggled to find a way to send men back to the moon without incurring high costs. President Trump has found a solution: miniature astronauts.
Out of respect for wildfire victims, stations will remove the words "safe and warm" from the popular song. Because this whole fire thing is getting ridiculous.
Although you really admire your friends crafty skills, he might be going a little too far this year with his Christmas card project. For instance, murder.
The two sides will take the field and engage each other in a horrific scene of carnage to settle once and for all which of them is keeper of the ultimate truth.
President Trump has promised to personally ensure that the next Miss America will survive to be crowned, even if there is a global thermonuclear war with Korea.
The Broadway musical "Burr", a gun-friendly story about the right to protect yourself against immigrants with crazy ideas, shuttered after a disappointing one day run.
Taking a break from the busy holiday season, you are surprised to discover those pleasant out of focus lights outside are not what you thought they were.
People around the world joined the United States this week in celebrating the spirit of Thanksgiving, mainly because their countries aren't run by President Trump.
In the rush to quickly fill federal district court appointments, critics wonder if nominees are being properly vetted, as Eric Cartman comes up for a vote.
President Trump today visited the Great Wall of China and admired the famous structure, and was also surprised that Mexicans could travel so far on foot.