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25-year-old Devin Berg aka DJ MacBook says that he’s living out his dream of being a top level EDM DJ by playing shows as other DJs...
“Never when I was locked in solitary confinement as a POW while serving my country did I believe that I would one day have to make a decision so terrible"
A local man would have had a chance to have sex with a woman way out of his league had he just cleaned his bathroom....
A controversial new policy at Trader Matt’s grocery store forces workers to intimately kiss customers if the customer would like a kiss.
Everyone loves brain teasers. How long will it takes you to spot the hidden treasures in these photos? (#5 Is Beyond Incredible)
Marta Hendrix has decided to make a huge health sacrifice in order to
serve the lord and spread his message of peace and love through the melanoma
spot on her right shoulder blade.
Wow, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have decided to switch bodies in a shocking piece of political news that honestly makes a whole lot of sense.
The anti-Christian organization that sets forth oppressive anti-Christian campaigns is set to hold a meeting in Memphis, TN this weekend at the Memphis Marriott conference center.
A new innovation in the American sweat shop now counts the seconds spent between labor as a breaks in a ultra efficient money saving technique.
Why not try a couple of these out when you’re saying something that should be shoved back down your throat along with a copy of the bill rights?
Area video game store clerk David Wilson recently attended a party he believed to be filled with lowlifes incapable of understanding his love and appreciation for all things not made in America.
Hello ______. We have been informed that your ______ has died and we’re super bummed about that for you.
In a shocking blow to the republic a new set of texts between the DNC and GOP reveal that Clinton will win the election in November.
A teenage girl has been traumatized and embarrassed for the last time and refuses to let her parents ruin her life anymore
Death is mostly final for the majority of people, animals and plants. Humans realized everything dies- so what do those in the process of dying regret?
We’re sad to report that there’s a dangerous game that teenagers have been playing called the “pull out challenge”.
WASHINGTON-A local man was outraged earlier today by being forced to buy a companion airplane ticket for the sex slave he keeps in a dog carrier.
A local accused rapist has been found to be very skilled at throwing a football during football games...