Thomas Conley is a retired patent attorney and grandfather of four who in April went to a North Omaha Applebee’s, accompanied by two friends who are also rich white men.
Facing unrelenting pressure to release transcripts of speeches she made to Goldman Sachs in 2013 -- for which she was paid $675,000 -- Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton says that she will act when her opponent, Vermont senator Bernie Sanders, does the same.
Now that Donald Trump has effectively secured the Republican presidential nomination, he has indicated that he will try to unify his 16 former opponents behind his candidacy.
Fans of British soccer team Leicester celebrated on Monday as rival Dorkinghamshire United failed to defeat Tittleton City, giving Leicester the top rank in the Precious League.
The nation paused on Wednesday to celebrate the return of a Kelly Ripa, a hero who had gone missing for a week.
A Missouri man is honoring Prince in the most emotionally moving way possible: by paying to listen to the late singer’s music.
Left-leaning fashionistas are going crazy for the hottest new accessory, a free undergarment called the Bernie Bra.
Pop music superstar Madonna says that she is left feeling “disquieted” whenever one of her peers dies, and that at such times she cannot help but to imagine her own death in 75 to 100 years’ time.
A local pothead was delighted upon learning that today was April 20, otherwise known as 4/20, the date on which marijuana smokers honor Lord Cannabis by building altars to his minion Budderick, the pagan deity of cheese-flavored snack foods.
Activists from the fledgling No Lives Matter movement sauntered onto an empty stage in a ramshackle events hall in a nondescript town near Denver on Tuesday, demanding that their voices be heard for a fleeting moment before being forgotten and leaving no imprint on anyone.
Uppyurs Pharmaceuticals is frantically attempting to vanquish rivals by producing a Zika vaccine. A copy of the minutes from a recent Uppyurs executive board meeting was surreptitiously obtained by the Dandy Goat.
Donald Trump’s campaign is frantically trying to lure back supporters after the presidential candidate tweeted a photo of a kitten snuggling with a fawn.
A viral video that shows a social justice warrior berating a hippie for wearing dreadlocks while an effete hipster impassively looks on has divided the public about which person featured in the video is the most idiotic.
Like many aging men who’ve never really picked up “this internet thing” but yearn to see a naked women straddle a pole in front of them for hours on end, Rob Duncan found himself going to a strip club a few times a year.