A small team of Washingtonian scientists claim to have definitive proof of a certain large, hairy beast that has escaped them for years: The Multiverse.
Articles offering advice on how to spot infidelity abound, yet they are filled with lists of cliches, hunches, and unverifiable assumptions. Because of this, we’ve put together a more definitive guide...
A———————study was released last week detailing a dramatic increase in the number of people who battle with narco—————————tics, wait, excuse me, narcolepsy. I’m sure that plenty of people struggle with narcotics too.
Scientists finally prove Kanyecentrism.
Jerry Fannersgraft was sitting in his college Bio class when, out of the blue, it dawned on him: That one time his dad came into his room sweaty and disheveled, muttering something about The Lion King was in fact “The Sex Talk”. Immediately after this thought, he felt quite ill.
A scientific study finally focuses on something we care about: the Oreo cookie.
McDonald’s CEO, Steve Easterbrook, held a press conference yesterday to finally acknowledge a condition that millions and millions of customers around the globe have had to struggle with for years, sometimes decades: McRegret.
More and more readers confusing ad pages with news articles.
A local husband shares his pain over a pint at Joe’s Tavern.
Apparently China has birds with flu again.
The 80's want everyone to know that Mr. Simmons is alive and well.
Modern man, it seems, has been much too generous in his estimation of the supposed “fathers of science”.
The Trump administration takes a surprisingly progressive stance with cabinet members.
Local Dallas resident, Eric Naughtbright, was shocked by the punctuation-filled response he received after asking his wife of eight years if she was having her exclamation point again.
The tweets of the 'tinfoiled hat man'.
Hillary Clinton responds to the Vice President's email scandal.
No brain activity necessary to perform even high-level tasks, study reveals.
This week, during his speech to Congress, President Trump set a personal best for consecutive number of words read in one sitting.
Bank of America Corp. launched its new and improved “honesty campaign” yesterday as part of a nationwide strategy to win back its soul.
Representative Zinke ready to decorate the shit out of stuff