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Today, the US Senate approved, and the President is expected to sign, a landmark deal where popular national parks partner with successful private business ventures. Touted as a landmark in of itself, the deal will provide the US treasury with sorely needed funds and provide needed jobs in a slowly recovering economy here in the US.
Kevin Bey seems the normal 15 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories that give his sister laughs. Most would say he was just a normal kid with a big imagination. He certainly had enough friends to keep him company and play sports with. But that all changed on Christmas day when he was ‘one of the world’s luckiest boys’ who received one of 500 real live Victoria Secret models for Christmas as a special gift from Santa!
On May 22 MSNBC’s Chris Hayes expressed amazement that he has heard no response from the NRA to a smart gun “truce” offered them on May 5 by a New Jersey State senator who is at the forefront of anti-gun activity in her state.
“Bruce” Caitlyn Jenner was said to be mortified after his offer in the Antiques section of eBay to sell his member to the highest bidder went relatively unnoticed despite a ‘buy it now’ price of $69.95” was generally ignored by collectors!
The June 12th decapitation of a 70-year-old baker in Landi Kotal, near the Khyber region, by the Taliban, has terrorized the local population and aroused universal condemnation from tribal societies and human rights activists.
Standing on a city street corner waiting for a bus can be more risky than you think, especially if you and your child are dressed in a black burka in an attempt to practice your Islamic customs and beliefs.
Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15! Just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.
A white American couple gave birth to black baby boy in March at the Army hospital located in the sprawling Fort Bragg complex. The very surprised woman swears she had became pregnant while watching a 3D porno movie.
On Thursday, Defense Secretary Brown and Army Gen. Martin Dempsey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, signed an order that officially rescinded the ban on women serving in combat.
Beginning July 1, the nation’s largest retailer will venture into cosmetic surgery for the first time when Walmart begins offering Breast Enhancement Surgery at all Super Walmart locations
NASA Scientists released information, along with a Top Secret report, concerning the recent discovery of human remains spotted laying on the surface of the Earth’s moon.