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Coast of Paraguay – (satireworld.com)

Fernando Monte Verde retired a number of years ago from a successful business career and at that time would have never believed he would one day be the envy of every male on the planet! But today Fernando certainly is that man.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

The fallout from the recent and ongoing Veterans Administration scandal has surfaced at the White House, after White House chief of staff says President Barack Obama is “madder than hell” about reports of treatment delays at veterans’ hospitals across the country.

Harlem, NYC – (satireworld.com)
Taking advantage of Black History Month, socialist Bernie Saunders met with Al Sharpton in a carefully orchestrated show of black support after winning the Democratic primary election in New Hampshire.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Webster’s Dictionary recently added a new phrase that pretty much sums up the problems faced the Democratic Party today as the 2016 elections roll ever closer. Eloquently said, the new phrase has captured the imagination of conservative pundits as the predominate adjective used most often on television to describe the situation with the Left.

Detroit, MI – (satireworld.com)
According to Forbes rankings, Detroit is the most miserable city in the United States. Home to violent crimes, high unemployment, decreasing population and economic crises, Detroit beat out Miami (last years winner) along with Flint-MI, Chicago-IL, and Modesto-CA. So, why would anyone want to vote for a an avowed socialist like Bernie Saunders who promises to increase the minimum wages to $15.00 an hour. Heavily tax the rich one-percent who’ll just move assets off shore, and stifle the economy with handouts that increase debt and add to the unemployment rolls.

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)

Next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about fifty dollars and make yourself feel invigorated and get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to Gwyneth Paltrow who’s been getting her ‘clam steamed’ regularly at a fashionable LA spa.

Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com)

On a hill in Sharm el-Sheikh, not far from the famous beach resorts with their bikini-clad patrons, Islamist activist Ahmed Saber ponders the fate of revealing swimwear if his party comes to power. After spending weeks observing bikini wearing women on the beach through powerful binoculars, the cleric laments the probable cause of male blindness among fellow Egyptians.

Intercourse, PA-(SatireWorld.com)
Two religious groups squared off into an arguement that turned into a brawl as more than words were exchanged between groups of Hassidic Jews and Pennsylvania Amish. Fists and bottles both flew through the air as the two religious sects argued which of them was holier, humbler, and closer to their religious roots. As both were dressed in black suits with white shirts and hats, only the length of the hair was able to discern which group each bearded man belonged to.

Nantuckett, MA – (satireworld.com)

The Secretary of State, appearing dazed and confused after his fiasco in attempting to add the Nobel prize to the long list of bogus awards, was forcible restrained after he plowed his $7m ,76′ custom sloop into the dock while flying his mast at half staff!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Mary Crumsky held her Bernie Saunders photo tightly as she watched the nightly news unfold on her black and white TV set in Spokane Washington. The news was not good for millions of Bernie-bots who have turned their life into an endless parade of hysterical politics and over-inflated idol worship.

New York, NY – (Satireworld.com)

Brian Williams without a shirt? Rachel Maddow topless? Andrea Mitchell with gravity-defying super-glued boobs? In an effort to preserve your gastro-intestinal equilibrium we’ll go easy and not post photos, but starting this Tuesday night, leading cable news loser MSNBC will have topless hosts and commentators on their live view shows starting a 8PM.

Oxford, MA – (satireworld.com)

Presidential candidate Bernie Saunders (D-commie) has successfully completed his first complete ‘BM’ in over twenty years says People Magazine. In recent years Saunders had been plagued with chronic intestinal problems and has sought relief from specialists across the country but to no avail.

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com)

Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.

Pentagon – (satireworld.com)

On Thursday, Defense Ash Carter and Army Gen. Martin Dempsey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, signed an order that officially rescinded the ban on women serving in combat. This was in part due to pressure from the White House which was eager to show that the President was upholding his Democratic vision of equal rights.

I just lost another Facebook friend.
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She started a diatribe defending Obama and saying how much he loved this country and how much he was doing for this country. She said that people who opposed him were just selfish and looking out for themselves (which is the definition of selfish, but I didn’t point out her being redundant). It is also the fault of Republicans that her mixed race son is unsafe and she worries that someone will kill him.

Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com)

With the ninth pick in the eight round of the NFL draft, the *Dallas Cowboys* selected Pippa Middleton. She was not chosen to be a tight end or a punter or a cornerback. In fact, she had not even played NCAA football or even opted in to the draft. The *Cowboys* chose Miss Middleton based on her “other talents” to be a member of their famous cheerleading squad.

Cologne, Germany (satireworld.com)

Oh, here we go! This shit is barely even worth refuting. Look, you may talk about ‘freedom of dancing, freedom of singing, freedom of whatever,’ but let me tell you something, you hateful bigot. Freedom of speech demands accountability; hate speech isn’t freedom of speech. By definition! So, by that very logic, freedom of gallivanting around also demands accountability.

Hollywood, Ca – (Satireworld.com)

Pubic health officials are looking into reports that the Zika virus scare story pandemic has been sexually transmitted during intercourse with the Welsh movie star, mostly via exposure to gnat semen.

Kabul, Afghanistan-(satireworld.com)
A gay activist group from San Francisco’s Mission District organized a recent ‘Kiss-in’ and ‘Gay Pride Day Parade in downtown Kabul to protest the repeated efforts by the Taliban to ban homosexuality.

Over 7,503 brave, gay activists boarded buses, jeeps, and trucks and drove the 350 miles from the Pakistan town of Ceanzi to the Afghan capitol city of Kabul.

Washington DC-(satireworld.com)

Rumors are rampant about a possible Democratic primary challenge to Democratic National Committee (DNC) chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL), a six-term Florida Representative. Debbie has squelched this rumor by stating she is not running in 2016 and is finally retiring from politics.