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Friends of Jennifer Garner Say She Refused to Read 'How to Hire a Nanny' Handbook
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3152 days ago
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"One simply cannot afford NOT to read this excellent guide to hiring a suitable nanny," says friend of Jenn and Ben.
Majority of Christians Not Thrilled to Share Heaven with a Sleeveless Willie Nelson
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3160 days ago
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"Bless him, but dear Lord cover my eyes or cover those arms!" prays one devout but grossed-out Lutheran.
With Greece Properly Subdued, Germany Prepares for Another Invasion of Poland
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3174 days ago
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"Bringing countries to heel is what we do best," Merkel reminds world.
Research Shows the Only Lips That Taste Like Wine Have Actual Wine on Them
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3180 days ago
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Science lifts the veil of exaggeration.
Bill Cosby Wins Coveted Statute of Limitations Award
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3186 days ago
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Actor and comedian said sitting around complaining to Larry King about kids today while waiting for the statute of limitations to kick in "was one of the most rewarding distractions of my career."
Scalia Fully Recovered from Gay Marriage Ruling Thanks to Oklahoma Executions
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3194 days ago
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Supreme Court justice feeling much more like his old self again.
Viagra Woman Sick of Wearing 'Blue Flowy Thing' and 'Waiting for Some Guy Who Never Shows Up'
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3202 days ago
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Admits, "I'm losing muscle tone."
Subway's '$5 Foot Long' Songwriting Trio Releases Debut Album
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3209 days ago
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Reviews are mixed, but fast and cheap.
TLC Replaces Duggars with New Anthrax Reality Show: 'Nine Labs and Counting' | Wear Your Cape
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3223 days ago
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Network dives right into failure instead of waiting around.
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