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The NFL has been rocked by reports of a league wide scandal involving an even more violent league of fighting robots.

There’s a brand new mattress on the market and it’s so dang comfy that people are falling asleep on it and just not waking up!

The National Rifle Association has determined that their members should now carry around an extra set of underwear...

New Coca-Cola product Half-Coke wants to be your new diet soda option.

That’s right– for those who would love to go to a brick and mortar Walmart but are too large to walk under their own power and too embarrassed to use mobility scooters there is a new Walmart where you can shop for everything just driving through in your own car.

We’re not sure why more people aren’t aware that the Dali Lama has said some pretty crazy things over the years. Here are some quotes you are unlikely to see in a BuzzFeed article.

Donald Trump has enjoyed playing the villain card and appealing to the lowest common denominator in his bid to become the president but now he’s achieved supervillian status as he has begun smashing puppies on stage at his rallies using a large comedy sized mallet.

We get it. Navigating all of the little sub-cultures of the internet can be overwhelming. Well now you can get back to just regular whelming so you can enjoy your interneting.

Delicious LibTard Tears!! It’s all over for Hillary Clinton who will soon be dropping out of the presidential race after new evidence that cannot be legally be ignored by the federal government.

Local carpenter and union member Claude Livingston said that he’s extremely upset that this game could still be played in a capitalist society.

A local film-maker who calls himself Spunk McGee is taking on a kind of dirty subject in his new documentary “Hidden Bathroom Camera Catches Women Peeing #8”.

Insurance. Most people have it- health insurance, car insurance, home insurance, renter’s insurance, life insurance but sometimes despite famous people being just like us sometimes they need insurance for something us normies would ever consider.

The newly restarted Large Hadron Collider known as the LHC had been in action for a few days before researchers noticed a troubling sound.

The 2004 political group best known for assaulting John Kerry’s military record during his 2004 presidential campaign is now slamming Hillary Clinton.

Everyone remembers seeing these classic black and white photos with the addition of color but now TRN wants you to see what they look like when those colored photos are in black in white.

Considered by many US Citizens to be adorable, gentile and majestic the long loved treasured gift of Chinese panda bears may be hiding a more sinister intent- international espionage.

Here at TRN we are pretty big sports nuts when it comes to fantasies. We have some great tips to help you look like a pro when you start a fantasy football team this season.

After NBC’s new hit show “Horny Island” smashed all competitors in the Neilson ratings poll for it’s 10PM season finale outrage has struck all around the more conservative parts of the country.

The founding fathers answer questions from Redditers

Chauffeur Kenneth Drennan was arrested yesterday in connection to a shoot out with a taxi driver in a northern part of Lexington.