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While we may be at a loss to explain what, precisely, "rape culture" is, that doesn't mean that we can’t get rid of it. Dandy Goat moral indignation correspondent Richard Omega interviewed Victoria N. Pedestal, author of "How to End Rape Culture in Six Steps," who explained just that.
The University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School of Business is offering a new course this Fall: BUS 415: Concealing Your Psychopathic Identity: The Secret to Becoming a Master of the Universe by Adopting the Persona of an Empathic Individual.
Presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has paid tribute to boxing legend Muhammad Ali, recalling how she sparred with the three-time world champion in the early 1970s
Supporters of presidential candidate Donald Trump are again being criticized for their violent behavior, this time outside a rally where they allegedly threw themselves into the defensively clenched fists and protectively outstretched feet of young demonstrators.
With flaming non-toxic safety torches in their hands and their pockets stuffed with fun, healthy snacks, a mob of perfect mothers have laid siege to the home of the Cincinnati zoo mom.
Members of the New York Times editorial board have penned an unprecedented 1500-word piece they believe will derail Donald Trump’s presidential ambitions, as revealed during an interview the newspaper’s editors granted to the Dandy Goat.
Providing further evidence that there is life after life in captivity, on Monday thousands of residents of Cincinnati observed a cloud that strongly resembled Harambe, the gorilla killed by city zoo officials on Saturday after a child fell into the animal’s enclosure.
If my grandmother communicated it to me through a series of emphatic grunts once, she communicated it a thousand times: tiny humans are the most dangerous ones of all, and if a tiny human ever falls into your zoo enclosure, just walk far away and pretend to sleep.
In what’s being called the largest case ever of widespread butthurt, millions of people around the world are claiming to have been somehow hurt by Johnny Depp, prompting therapists to ask them to show on a doll where the actor touched them.
TMZ has finished construction of a tiny probe capable of entering and exploring Kristen Stewart's butthole.
As the Japanese city of Hiroshima prepares to bask in the glow of a US presidential visit, the occasion has led to the reopening of some old wounds in a country which has largely put the horrors of World War II behind it.
As a women’s advocate, I have spent much -- perhaps too much -- of my young life fighting so that girls around the world may enjoy basic human rights: the right to education, equal treatment under the law, and the simple teenage pleasure of sucking face with a cute boy.
North Carolina Bathroom Bill: Dandy Goat cartoon from May 10th, 2016
Aviation experts are opening up for the first time about airplane crashes, admitting that no one really knows how airplanes manage to stay aloft in the first place. They also admit being “totally stumped” as to why all aircraft don’t immediately plummet back to the ground after takeoff.
Crew members aboard the aircraft carrier USS Scott Baio were left shocked on Friday when without warning, a Russian pilot landed his jet on the carrier’s flight deck, after which he exited the aircraft and urinated on the deck for as long as 45 seconds before returning to his aircraft to take off.
Anyone who has ever read and gushed over Paulo Coelho’s novel “The Alchemist” is still totally enlightened and has achieved his or her dreams, according to a study by the Nathaniel Dubbles Institute for Higher Consciousness.
WEERDVILLE, Ohio -- By electing senior Tyler Desilva, 18, as prom queen, students at Freeman High School in this Cleveland suburb proved that transphobia has no place in public education.
ATLANTA -- CNN associate producer Janelle Kalb, believes that there might have been just enough white faces on board EgyptAir Flight 804 to warrant live coverage on the 24-hour news network.
​Perpetually​ on the lookout for ​another ​market niche, the greeting card giant​, Hallmark, Inc. has ​unveiled​ a new entry: cards for motherfuckers.
In a move that could spell heap big trouble for the Republican party, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has recruited Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) to go on the attack against putative GOP nominee Donald Trump.