It appears ESPN anchor Ed Werder has been asked to come in on a Saturday. And, if you would believe it, he’s gonna have to come in on Sunday too.
It’s Monday again, otherwise known as Xanax Day, and local lab specimen Ernie 13 is a rat reborn.
Area man, Pat Myas, is a lover of all things Facebook, but his friends would never know it.
The US Men's Soccer Team is looking to beef up its defensive strategy in preparations for the World Cup.
Kentuckian Jim Ballsinger–brother, son, lover, hootenanny coordinator–recently returned from his daily therapy session in seemingly high spirits. We think.
Because the producers of the hit show felt that they weren’t accurately reflecting their fan base, they will present for your viewing pleasure: Sad Sacks 2018.
Take a little walk down meme-ory lane with dictator extraordinaire, Kim Jong Un.
Some people call it procrastination, local man Mort Feebly calls it being clutch.
It’s Easter 2017 and celebrities all over the world are sending their annual shout out to God, seeking guidance on some crucial life decisions.
United Airlines, unbeknownst to many customers, has recently begun offering additional incentives to get passengers on overbooked flights to take a later plane. According to an airlines spokesperson, these perks are offered with the customer in mind and are “for their own damn good.”
After extensive online research conducted by this news site and all its related partners and entities, we have officially concluded that there is no connection between the release of Apple’s iPhone 8 and the upcoming film, Star Wars 8, other than the number 8.
Iron E-News has been given the chance to attend a very special and exclusive book signing in an exotic, distant, and oft misunderstood place: the residential palaces in the heart of the DPRK.
According to FEMA, this is without doubt, one of the worst disasters in our nation’s history.
Mr. Cucumberpatch revisits his role as Doctor Strange in Thor: Ragnarok.
This year for Lent, local man Willy Nihly, is abstaining from Lent.
"The earth needs less people, as long as those people are not scientists" -Scientists
China’s Ministry of Education released some very encouraging numbers last week, showing significant increases in imagination all throughout its major cities.
A very important research center released a study last week (that we totally read all the way through and enjoyed very much) detailing groundbreaking information on stuff we’re pretty sure you need to know.
Ms. Dolezal, despite being rejected by the conservative community, has found a warm place of exceptance in another.
Harold Crumbs, also known as Voldvaderon to millions of online gamers, is 98 percent sure he can move things with his brain.