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NEW YORK CITY (The Barbed Wire) - In the wake of the recent flood of Middle Eastern refugees across Europe, Fodor's Travel, long known for providing travelers around the world with travel guides to not only the best hotels and restaurants at destinations worldwide, but also useful and quirky information not found in other travel…

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Webster’s Dictionary recently added a new phrase that pretty much sums up the problems faced the Democratic Party today as the 2016 elections roll ever closer. Eloquently said, the new phrase has captured the imagination of conservative pundits as the predominate adjective used most often on television to describe the situation with the Left.

Governor of South Carolina Nikki Haley says she hopes her state will convince Jeb Bush to drop out of the Republican presidential race so the GOP establishment can try to stop Donald Trump from ripping the party apart.

COLORADO (The Barbed Wire) - Doing a bang-up job of polluting the Animus River in Colorado last week has given the higher-ups at the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) a new idea for bringing revenue to the out of control agency. The agency's incompetence has left the Animus a bright mustard-yellow color, full of chemical toxins.

Kevin Bey seems the normal 15 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories that give his sister laughs. Most would say he was just a normal kid with a big imagination. He certainly had enough friends to keep him company and play sports with. But that all changed on Christmas day when he was ‘one of the world’s luckiest boys’ who received one of 500 real live Victoria Secret models for Christmas as a special gift from Santa!

WASHINGTON (The Barbed Wire) - In his infinite wisdom and attempt to thwart mass shootings by Muslims so the American people don't get upset with them, President Obama said today that he had come up with a workable solution to all the gun control hysteria that he himself has stirred up.

A rejuvenated Barack Obama jumped out on stage like a young James Brown in front of a mostly live audience in DC today to announce that ....“Thanks to ME, the economy is back, the world is Tranquil, the RESET worked, and John Kerry should win the Nobel Prize!”

Shouts of ‘you lie’ and ‘BULL SHIT” were drowned out by paid political supporters bused in from a local unemployment office having multiple orgasms.

Zagreb, Croatia -(satireworld.com)

We’re not sure what movie was playing on TV way back in 1966 in the former republic of Yugoslavia, but it must have been so terrible that a woman died while viewing it. In fact, it took 48 years for someone to find her remains in her Communist-era apartment.

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com)

The world just became a little weirder with the full media onslaught concerning former ‘man’ Bruce Jenner who has slipped the bonds of common sense, and through self anointment, has become ‘Caitlin’ the woman pretender.

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com)

Adding a new definition to the meaning of ‘pussy whipped,’ actor-leftist activist Sean Penn announced today that he’ll be melting his entire gun collection into a molten blob to appease girlfriend actress Charlize Theron after consulting with buddy El Chapo during a secret interview for Rolling Stone magazine.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

A recent article about President Obama’s obsession with his legacy has prompted new calls to reserve his image on the famed Dakota landscape of Mount Rushmore.

Hillary “Rod-em” Clinton, NPI, was officially outed yesterday after long time Slick Willy’s paramour for 12 years in Arkansas, confirmed what many have thought for years: Her pants suits are not just for heteros anymore!
The long time mistress was touting her history with the former president at a book signing for her new non fiction novel “Gennifer De-FLOWERED”

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
In line with recent invitations to the Obama White House which include a disgraced gay teacher. A 1960’s violence advocate. Plus, a recent ‘clock inventor’ who made innocent looking clocks into bomb replicas hidden in briefcases. Child porn advocate Jared Fogle was extended an invitation to join the Children’s Book Reading Sojourn being held in the White House Rose Garden and scheduled for this weekend.

Daytona Beach, FL – (satireworld.com)

Florida officials have cited 5 new cases of Leprosy in Volusia county due to ‘unnatural acts with Armadillos’ leading to the quarantine of DNC Charwoman Debbie Wasserman- Schultz and Congressman Alan Grayson!

London, England – (SatireWorld.com)

SatireWorld reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model has found its way on the popular auction site eBay and in past days all bidding has gone thru the roof.

Expressing disappointment about his narrow loss to Hillary Clinton in the Iowa caucuses, Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has vowed to continue fighting, recalling the time when Thomas “Steam Engine” Murphy seemed poised to defeat him in the 1950 Brooklyn all-city track meet.

Facing more looming, drastic cuts to higher education by state leaders, LSU administrators are looking to enact some creative ways to generate additional revenue, such as imposing fees to enter restroom stalls equipped with holes used for anonymous sex.

New York City - (Satireworld)
Rock ‘n’ roller Jick Magger reveals to Satireworld reporters how he confided in the famous dead Beatle about his passionate weekend fling with famous Grassy Noel shooter Antonin Scalia, justice of the piss:
“One night at the Dakota Building apartment when Yoko was on the rag, comatose on quaaludes, John and I cracked open a case of Laphroaig….a patented Scottish mouthwash distilled from Highland piss.

Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com)

Prospective Democratic Candidate former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called a press conference in her suburban home’s flower garden to announce she was dropping out of the 2016 presidential race. Hillary made the pronouncement wearing her traditional pudgy white pants suit and sun glasses to hide the “tell,” indicative of when she is lying.

Brighton, MA – (satireworld.com)

‘Happy’ Ed Gleeson (aka The World’s Happiest Man) wasted no time in telling friends and family about his new-found riches after befriending Abul Gzentabula, a Nigerian banker who contacted Happy Ed by chance through his personal email last week.