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Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com)
Whenever you hear the brain dead politicians on the left, or their supportive media friends, start talking about gun control proposals it’s always in the name of ‘common sense’. So we on the right have thoroughly researched the issue and have come up with a form of Gun Control that makes common sense, especially after you examine the data on past gun related murders and who actually is at fault.
London, UK – (SatireWorld.com)
There was heavy disruption close to Heathrow Airport this morning when a group of grossly corpulent activists chained themselves to the freeway in protest at police law enforcement of local gang thuggery.
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Offering a ‘free’ blowjob with each mouthwateringly priced $100 cappuccino a new oral sex-themed restaurant in London is hoping to lure former Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky to do the honors at its official opening next month.
Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com)
CNN has reported that a recent addition to the Hillary Clinton campaign effort is the release of nude photos taken of the Democratic candidate sometime this past week while she was holding a rally at a Red Roof Inn in Nashville. Sources say she wanted them published in time to allow a substantial jump in poll numbers by America’s male Boomer population.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
A senior official at the Bureau of Alcohol,Tobacco,and Firearms Office of Inspector General testified Wednesday that a a 57 year old career BATF official stored thousands of illegal gun owner records on file on his government computer, and has admitted to watching porn and ‘choking-the-chicken a lot’ while at work, sometimes for most of his day
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The father of a Muslim-American soldier killed in Iraq who is caught up in a war of words with Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is an immigration lawyer who specializes in a highly controversial program accused of letting immigrants buy their way into the U.S.
Beijing, China – (satireworld.com)

Life in the Chinese gay closet was lonely for Choi Lee. No friends. No one to talk to about his problems. Just constant fear of a loud knock on his apartment door late in the evening. In communist China it’s just you and yourself shuttered away from life and reality, afraid the authorities will discover your secrets and take you away somewhere that’s really secret too. Choi Lee first became acquainted with homosexuality after a trip to visit the Philippines where almost 98% of all men are gay. In his own words...."A transformation took place one night in
Islamisbad, Pakistan -(satireworld.com)

In order to shore up faltering ratings and falling revenues, cable news channel MSNBC has decided to offer prime-time reality shows with a foreign flare. Reality TV’s latest offering is sure to raise eyebrows and a few Muslim tempers.
London, UK (satireworld.com)
Television chef Nigella Lawson, was briefly hospitalized after being injured at a jump rope event held at Sunnyside Park. Paramedics rushed the popular TV chef to Putnam Hospital where she was treated for facial injuries, lacerations, and severe back strain, do in part to her bra exceeding 25 G-forces causing the seams to come apart when she jumped rope.
Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)
Rockers Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby have a few kind words for their fans...'We love you guys!’ Ever since the rock group ‘The Lee Harvey Oswald Band’ was formed fifty years ago, success still seems to follow them wherever they play.
Barnswood, IA – (satireworld.com)
Farmer Elmer Cadfrey thought Tuesday’s visit by the History Channel’s American Picker duo would be a profitable day for him and a chance to unload a lifetime of junk he collected in two of his three barns. Sadly, he spent most of the day down at the Merriweather Health Clinic with an ice pack on his nose.
St.Petersburg, FL – (satireworld.com)
Retired folks over at the Sunset Acres Mobile Home Park have had it!
First, it was the BlackLivesMatter marches in a predominately white retiree neighborhood by Alzheimer patients from a nearby nursing home who were given a donut and a phony 100 dollar bill by George Seros operatives to…’stir things up abit’.
Today was the last straw for many of the fairly religious and conservative residents after discovering a wall mural near the 117th street news stand of Hillary Clinton wearing, well, not much!
Boston, MA – (satireworld.com)
At first Cal Henry was worried about his boss Secretary of State John Kerry locking himself in the private planes lavatory for almost an hour. Pressing his ear against the door he could hear giggles and a few short laughs. Somewhat relieved that the Secretary was OK, Henry took a seat and waited for his boss to return to the seat opposite his.
Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
The US has suffered natural disasters such as tornadoes, hurricanes, brush fires, forest fires, floods and earthquakes. Some insurance companies refer to these events as acts of “God” in order to avoid damage payments to their customers when such an event happens. Others increase premiums to cover such acts of “God!”
Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com)

The two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of the Evergreen Golf Course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'
Transylvania Romania – (satireworld.com)
Dr. Victor Frankenstein III a graduate of Transylvania University (TU), Harvard Medical School and former Chief Geneticist at Johns Hopkins Hospital’s untimely death occurred in a bizarre incident this week. Dr. Dr. Victor Frankenstein III would have celebrated his 75th birthday on October 31, 2014 (Halloween).
Downing Street, London, The Seat of Empire – (SatireWorld.com)

The silence in Whitehall is deafening tonight as diplomatic staff recoil in horror at events in 2013 when a ‘totally nekkid’ former US Secretary of Snakes Hillary Clinton fatally shot then Home Secretary Theresa May’s ten month-old pet Schnauzer Prokofiev following a crack smoking session with ex-UK Premier Dave Cameron.
Philadelphia PA – (satireworld.com)
The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has claimed that their confidential files were hacked of very incriminating emails about dirty tricks (shades of Republican President Richard Nixon). These shenanigans were for rigging the Democratic primary elections against Hillary Clinton’s socialist challenger Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT). The DNC then made DNC chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz the scapegoat.
Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com)
Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it left in her mouth’.
BREAKING NEWS!
The man who tried to kill President Ronald Reagan is set to go free, after a judge decided Wednesday to allow would-be assassin John Hinckley Jr. to live with his mother in Virginia full-time.