Santa's memoirs threaten to reveal salacious details of celebrities caught in flagrante delicto as he came down their chimneys. Legal action threatened as details of Peeping Santa's activities made public.
Boris Johnson in pre-election fist fight with shopping mall Santa. Furious Father Christmas accuses top Tory of indoctrinating kiddies in Grotto visit.
Is the Tory Party under Boris Johnson actually a death cult? Top political analyst claims Tory supporters being lead into oblivion by a false Messiah.
Does Labour have 'Manifesto of Madness' designed to undermine middle class conservatism through compulsory drug taking and homosexuality? Extraordinary claims by Tories that Corbyn victory would mean 'enforced permissiveness'.
Is Britain’s National Health Service being transformed into a ‘National Death Service’? Activist argues Tories turning NHS into institution for mass euthanasia of poor, disabled and elderly.
Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a reader fears that we will never be rid of a group og ghosts constantly trolling her over her appearance. Can the Rev help?
Has Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage been converted to the cause of Remain? Has he been secretly brain-washed by EU with aim of sabotaging latest Bexit deal? Or is he victim of black magic plot on part of powerful witch doctor and Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn?
Reality TV show that gets participants to film own adult movies is latest UK viewing sensation. 'Great British Porn Challenge' hailed as greatest TV phenomenon since 'Great British Bake Off'. Makers claim series aims to revive lost skills of adult movie production in the UK.
Is Boris Johnson the reincarnation of neolithic sex beast? Incredible claims that Prime Minister's alleged groping of women is result of this bestial past life involuntarily reasserting itself. Claims that other right wing leaders also apes in past lives.
Parliamentarians fear any attempt to arrest law breaking Prime Minister Boris Johnson might result in parliament being smashed by his Hulk alter ego. Experts, however, believe if Johnson allowed to break law with impunity, law breaking will be legitimised and the UK overwhelmed by lawlessness.
Several old cans of film dug up from a field reveal a sensational wartime secret involving a lost British pornographic propaganda film. Was 'Spanked by the Swastika' banned because of fears it made Nazis sexually attractive, or because it made bondage available to the masses?
If Brexit has ‘broken’ Britain, with opinion on leave or remain splitting the population down the middle, is the solution to break up Britain? Cross party political group propose North-South split, with South staying in EU and North cast adrift. Strict North to South immigration rules suggested to protect Southern jobs.
Is government planning to sell UK to Donald Trump post-Brexit? Former Tory adviser suggests sale would solve UK's problems in event of no deal Brexit by obviating need for trade deals and replacing expensive public services with Trump corporate services.
Just what is the truth behind the Third Secret of Sutton Coldfield? Why is it being suppressed by the Vatican? Conspiracy theorist claims it prophesises gay pope, thereby threatening whole basis of Catholicism.
Set against the backdrop of the February 1974 general election, Humber's film is a 'ripped-from-the-headlines expose of the seamier side of the British political scene. The plot is straightforward: teenager Wally, attending a Young Conservatives convention declares that he wants to become a political groupie and stows away in the campaign bus of a parliamentary candidate, bound for what he thinks will be the bright lights of the London political scene.
Fury over trailer for new film version of 'Cats' - critics accuse makers of prejudice due to failure to cast real cats. Claim use of human actors playing felines as bad as white actors blacking up to play negro roles. Casting allegedly part of media's pro-dog, anti-cat, agenda.
Will male incontinence products be the next advertising phenomena? With women's incontinence products market now saturated, advertisers turning to male equivalents, promising 'Wet Sell' to make rubber pants and adult nappies to cater for binge drinking and curry consequences sexy.
President Donald Trump shocks nation by appearing in black face and performing minstrel songs live from White House. Aides claim President's actions represent celebration of black American culture and are definitely not racist.
Who would have thought that a milkshake being thrown over a neo fascist could be condemned as being on a par with a terror attack? But that's what some people would have you believe after a recent spate of such incidents over the past couple of weeks...
Top political spin doctor laments lack of good sex scandals during Tory leadership contest. Contends that well-managed and carefully leaked affair can enhance candidate's standing with male voters who believe sexual prowess and virility translate into political competence and international statesmanship.