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The first x-ray vision app for Google Glass is now here! Google launched its controversial new privacy defeating app on Monday as college students across America pledged to explore the ‘full potential’ of the controversial gadget. Adult app store 1GooK.Com reportedly confirmed it is already selling hundreds of the newly released apps per day online.

Beeville, PA – (satireworld.com)
Hillary Clinton has lost her first major sponsor when Speedo USA announced it is dropping the career politician over speculation that an October Surprise email leak will surely wreck any chances of a Clinton Presidential victory in November.

New York, New York – (satireworld.com)

Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

Trump Tower, New York City – (satireworld.com)
At a Wednesday press conference Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump addressed his concerns about his opponent’s health and vitality and especially her ability to govern 24/7 without succumbing to bouts of pain where does of powerful medications might cloud good judgement required in a national emergency.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
The Navy is naming a ship in honor of the late gay rights leader Harvey Milk, who served in the Navy for four years before he began a career in San Francisco city government. Milk is also remembered as a man who preyed upon young men. Some as young as 14 or 15.

Washington, DC - (SatireWorld.com)
Fresh from her DNC meetings with groups in Iowa and New Hampshire, ex- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton addressed her physical ailments before a questioning press corp today in lieu of reports that she recently visited a gynecologist in New York City. Rumors are swirling that Hillary will drop out of the race for President because of failing health.

Begger’s Loop(UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
Jobless, homeless, and without supporting friends, Ian Younge (aka Martin Shuttlecock plus other names) has hit rock bottom after yet another writer’s online site (newsbiscuit) caught on that he is hopelessly addicted to troll-like behavior toward other people, other readers, and honest contributors.

Scranton, PA – (satireworld.com)
TV cameras turned away as Hillary had ‘another Hillary moment’ in front of almost 350 supporters in Scranton’s Municipal Arena. What was described as by several stunned supporters as ‘a stare into nothingness,’ the Democratic candidate stood frozen on the podium with her face locked in a far away stare toward the rear of the arena for almost 12 minutes before coming back and resuming her speech at exactly the point she left off on.

Harrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.com)
Former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky admitted in an interview that his child molestation was not actually any form of assault, but was actually performance art. “I was doing it as an homage to Michael Jackson. I was trying to recreate the scenes from The Neverland Ranch and Michael’s greatest hits.”

Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com)
A Muslim covert who was beaten rather severely several times for trying to impose sharia law on British websites claims to have converted numerous writers to a radical form of Islam during his time working patrons at various local pubs in the evening hours according to the Times.

New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
Flash back! January 2000. The Clinton’s finally leave the White House. The Clinton family pockets over-stuffed with silverware, china, and priceless antiques as they hopped on board Air Force One for a final trip to New York City where the now ex-First Lady plans a senatorial campaign and the ex-President sharpens up his speech-giving voice for some expected $10K-per-speech income streams. Sixteen years later, my how things have changed!

New York City – (satireworld.com)
Anthony Weiner vowed Sunday to get back in the New York City mayor’s race, as he confirmed to friends and wife, Hillary aide, Huma his intentions to take on New York City’s Mayor DeBlasio.

Hyannis Port, MA – (satireworld.com)
“Dem Bones, Dem Bones, them Bones keep Moving around!” were the comments from Kennedy watchers following the latest shocking news on the continuing saga of Robert Kennedy who won’t rest until he moves his former wife’s remains far from the Kennedy compound in Hyannis Port.

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com)
The Institute for Freedom released its annual report on American politics and it shared some profound revelations. Professor Sidney Campbell’s report highlighted the disparity in current voting trends and some eye opening facts about Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

A trail of Death –
The following is a list of a number of persons who have died in suspicious circumstances who had connection to the Clinton’s or the Clinton’s dealings. The length and breadth of this list is disconcerting.

It is beyond credibility that very many of these cases are just coincidences.

Rio Olympic Village – (satireworld.com)

When you have to go, well, you just have to go! But for 20 time Olympic record gold medalist Michael Phelps a tell tale yellow stream lead to his expulsion from future competitions in any Olympic-sized pool.

To: Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Juanita Broaddrick
From: Former President William J. Clinton
Subject: Democratic Party Fund Raising
Date: August 10, 2016

Ladies:
Hillary asked me to write to people I have been close to at one time or another in my career and your names immediately popped into my head. As you may know Hillary is running to be the President of the United States on the Democratic ticket with Tim Kaine as her running mate.

Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton arrogantly explained her recent incorrect spin of the FBI investigation into her private email server. She said that I may have “short-circuited” (SIC lied) in her remarks during a television interview when she asserted that FBI director, James B. Comey, had called her statements about her private email server as being truthful.

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
On the heels of a federal court striking down Chicago’s ban on gun sales, those seeking gun permits in Illinois flooded the State Police website over the weekend to begin the permitting process.
In fact, the amount of Illinois residents seeking a conceal carry permit already surpasses those who enrolled in Obamacare after the first two months of the launch of healthcare.gov. The Chicago Sun-Times reported 4,525 individuals signed up on Sunday alone for their firearms permits, when the State Police first opened the process to all concealed carry applicants.

Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
Just when you think you’ve heard it all in this city, another group of nuts comes to town to testify before the US Supreme Court. On April 28, 2015 the Supreme Court heard oral arguments about “Same Sex Marriage.” Specifically, the Court was tasked with addressing two questions:
1) whether states must perform same-sex marriages; and 2) whether states must recognize same-sex marriages performed in another state where such marriages are legal.