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Hillary Clinton had a “stumble episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told SatireWorld.com.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Reports of scary Democratic Party clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.
Roswell, NM – (SatireWorld.com)
After persistent rumors and eyewitness’ accounts the US government has launched a full investigation over allegations that UFO visitors landed ijn New Mexico and fathered children with human women.
To: WJ Clinton@H&B Foundation.org
From: Mr. Harry Dickson Esq.
Subject: Re Missing Historical Artifacts
Date: September 7, 2016
Former President Clinton:
Washington, DC (Via AP)
It’s no Nobel Peace Prize, but Barack Obama has a new honor to brag about. Scientists have named a parasite after him – and there’s no worming out of it. Meet Baracktrema obamai, a tiny parasitic flatworm that lives in turtles’ blood. A new study officially names the two-inch-long, hair-thin creature after Obama.
New York City – (satireworld.com)
Forget calling Hillary Clinton ‘Crooked Hillary’ from now on. Since sharp-eyed viewers flooded Twitter with photos of Hillary wearing secretive ear bud during the debate over who’s best suited to lead our armed forces. Yes, folks are now calling her ‘Cheating Hillary.’
Hangzhou China- (satireworld.com)
US President Barack Obama was snubbed by the Chinese government when Air Force One landed in China for his attendance at the G-20 Economic Summit. He had to exit via the rear door of the airplane without the usual red carpet treatment accorded a visiting foreign head of state.
Dog Patch, GA – (satireworld.com)
Key Hole Entertainment, a California adult film company, is allegedly offering ‘Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo’s’ Momma June Shannon a contract to perform sex on camera.
Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
Reality Pictures Television will introduce a new reality series format on cable TV…’The Milky Way Mission,’ will send celebrities into space on a space craft dubbed Hollywood One. RPT’s agreement is with the Space Expedition Corporation (SXC), which is launching a space travel program for civilians in late 2017.
Hollywood CA – (satireworld.com)
The International Liars Club Governing Board sent Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton an invitation to speak at their 2016 annual meeting to be held at the Hollywood Bowl on Sunday September 4, 2016 at 6:00 PM PDT. Former US Secretary of state and US Senator (D-NY) Hillary Clinton graciously accepted the invitation.
New York City – (SatireWorld.com)
A new musical about the life of failed US Congressman Anthony Weiner is to premiere on Broadway this week based loosely on what critics describe as ‘A Serenade In F-Sharp For G String With A Minor’.
New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
BREAKING NEWS!
As if 2016 wasn’t full of enough political surprises! This afternoon at 2 PM a joint press conference with both ex-congressman Anthony Weiner and ex-US Attorney General Eric Holder surprised even the most seasoned experts by announcing a bid for the US presidency and Vice Presidency.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
With his poll numbers overcoming a month-long deficit of almost 15 points in some blue states, presidential candidate Donald Trump is soaring high…And so are his growing legion of supporters in states that historically were Democratic strongholds!

Reports of discord and emotional hand-wringing has placed the DNC leadership in a position of faltering in any attempts to stay on message and drifting from its course of presenting anything new,especially ideas that could kick-start her sagging campaign.
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)
Vice President Joe Biden speaking for the Obama administration announced two new gun control measures, promulgated via President Obama’s Executive Orders.
Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

Reports have been simultaneously released by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) that indicate male condom materials may cause cancer in humans. A number of brands have been tested and only one has been found to contain asbestos.
Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com)
Monday night on “CNN Tonight,” supporter of Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, said Clinton did nothing wrong because the person who set up her email should have set up “filters and alerts that said any email that came with a classified header.”
New York City, New York – (SatireWorld.com)
In a surprising twist on the city’s mayoral contest, beleaguered Democratic candidate Anthony Weiner has announced a startling solution to his over-exposure scandal, hoping to end to the recent bad press that has sent his poll numbers spiraling to fourth place out of a slate of four candidates. Anthony Weiner announced he was checking into New York’s Bellevue Hospital to have his penis surgically removed.
Brussels, Belgium, Arsehole Of The Universe – (SatireWorld.com)
Not since Ecuadorian madman Rafael Correa tried pissing all over Chevron in a corrupt $19bn racketeering lawsuit comprehensively shot down by the US courts has an American corporation been targeted so cynically by shady foreign chancers gunning for a heist.