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New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)

Swirling rumors of Presidential candidate and business magnate Donald Trump’s secret Polish ancestry have surfaced in recent days tying the New York City icon to labor unions and the union’s leftist-based movement to socialize America.

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
Saul Alinsky died in 1972. He was a Marxist grassroots organizer who spent much of his life organizing rent strikes and protesting conditions of the poor in Chicago in the 1930’s. However, unlike Christian socialist and activist for the poor Dorothy Day, Alinsky’s real claim to fame was as strategist for anti-establishment ’60s radicals and revolutionaries.

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) - U.S. fast-food giant McDonald's claims to be number one in the world, except  in the Philippines where the clown can't seem to beat the 'fat, stupid, happy bee,' Jollibee. The fierce competition between the two restaurant chains continues as the fast-food industry tries to reinvent itself in order to…

Washington, DC- (satireworld.com)
In America, the President of the United States is required by law to give an annual report about our nation's state to both Houses of Congress and to the American people. It's during this time the President's truthfulness is also monitored by the American people who basically are listening to a one-sided report by the President on his own accomplishments and those of his party.

Tuesday night's televised State of the Union Speech featuring the Anointed One, Barack Hussein Obama, dragged on for an endless amount of time and all that was really said were thi

Pittsburg, PA – (satireworld.com)

Rosemary Rottencrotch, perhaps the English speaking world’s most famous tart, has announced her retirement today after a 75 year career of being the punchline and sophomoric foil in literally thousands of jokes, stories, adolescent bragging, and military marching liturgies.

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Beginning in 2017, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) will add a third category to its annual Golden Globe Awards. HFPA announced the new category after being deluged with criticism about tonight's Golden Globe award for 'The Martian' and Matt Damon for Best Picture and Best Actor in a…

Someone picked all numbers.

Baltimore, MD – (satireworld.com)

Faced with another violent night of mob rule in Maryland’s largest city, Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake (D-MD) has officially asked North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to send a full division of crack PRNK troops to restore order in several cities. Cited as a cheaper way to advance the rule of law, outsourcing of troops is a controversial action that has many Baltimore residents worried.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

In scathing report issued by the Justice Department, partly in lieu of recent racial charges over police mistreatment of black suspects, the attorney general has proposed sweeping changes on America’s 7,500 police chiefs and their agencies.

Poll results are in!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)

Wheel of Fortune letter turner Vanna White, who has been playing “Hangman” with America for thirty years, admitted that she is functionally illiterate and cannot read any of the puzzles. White claims that “I just touch the squares that they light up, but I wouldn’t know a C from a V from a Z if they paid me (and they do pay me pretty good!).”

South Dakota – (satireworld.com)

December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 Sioux Indians at Wounded Knee Creek on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota.

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
Director Michael Moore’s Hollywood production of ‘American Snacker’ has finished production and is headed for the big screen in a theater near you sometime in May, said studio executive Morris Freeman.

Freeman admits it’s the left’s answer to the popular but controversial Clint Eastwood movie ‘American Sniper’ that many feel is a true contender for an Oscar award, but has been the source of rabid criticism from liberals and their supporters.

Vienna Austria – (satireworld.com)

Dr. Sigmund Freud III spoke before the Austrian Psychology Association (APA) on the 135th anniversary of the founding of Psychological Research. The meeting was held at the Kursalon Vienna Concert Hall. The attendees were the notables of the psychology world and all 1744 seats of the main hall were filled, plus 300 standees. Several hundred others heard only the audio seated in various rehearsal halls.

Washington DC: (satireworld.com)

The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) had just finished tracking Santa Clause when a large object was spotted heading towards planet Earth. As the object grew larger, natural bodies such as asteroids and meteors were ruled out by observers. When signals were received indicating “no hostile intent” and that a landing was to be made in the Nation’s Capital, there was no doubt intelligent life was aboard. The White House was duly notified.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Mary Crumsky held her Bernie Saunders photo tightly as she watched the nightly news unfold on her black and white TV set in Spokane Washington. The news was not good for millions of Bernie-bots who have turned their life into an endless parade of hysterical politics and over-inflated idol worship.

Coast of Paraguay – (satireworld.com)

Fernando Monte Verde retired a number of years ago from a successful business career and at that time would have never believed he would one day be the envy of every male on the planet! But today Fernando certainly is that man.

Intercourse, PA-(SatireWorld.com)
Two religious groups squared off into an arguement that turned into a brawl as more than words were exchanged between groups of Hassidic Jews and Pennsylvania Amish. Fists and bottles both flew through the air as the two religious sects argued which of them was holier, humbler, and closer to their religious roots. As both were dressed in black suits with white shirts and hats, only the length of the hair was able to discern which group each bearded man belonged to.

DETROIT, Michigan ( The Adobo Chronicles) - The Michigan Senate has passed a bill that effectively reaffirms the state's unconstitutional law making sodomy a felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison. Michigan is one of more than a dozen states that still have sodomy bans on the books, despite the U.S. Supreme Court's 2003…

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chornicles, San Francisco Bureau) - When Manny Pacquiao meets Timothy Bradley, Jr. for the third time on April 9 at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, he will be met by a picket line by the homophobic hate group Westboro Baptist Church (WBC). WBC is known for its rhetoric against homosexuals and has…