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The scandal surrounding Bill Cosby's alleged history of sexual misconduct grew exponentially today after the comedian was implicated in the operation of a recently discovered baby farm run by Planned Parenthood.
Katy Perry is back, singing and dancing across the stage as if she never grew old.
Local gun owner Frank Chance successfully defended his home against a kitten last night, shooting the five month-old Tabby with a 12-gauge shotgun.
Luxembourg propeller planes bombed Syria today, joining a long and growing list of nations to have done so this year.
Fighting back against Pentagon plans to slim the nation's defense budget, a group of congressmen led by Sen. Jim Inhofe, R-Okla., are warning the Obama Administration against scrapping the Army's fleet of battle zeppelins.
Malala Yousafzai, whose courage, perseverance and philanthropy in the face of being shot by Taliban militiamen for attending school in her native Pakistan has been an inspiration for many, is starting to get on some people's nerves.
Grandfather of four and great-grandfather of eight Al Chandler of Dunlap, Arkansas came out of the closet, sort of, at the ripe old age of 81 this week.
TLC's latest reality television series, "Tipsy Tyler", garnered 2.5 million viewers for its debut last night.
Pope Francis addressed a joint session of Congress yesterday, calling on each of its members to commit suicide.
Communist candidate for president Bernie Sanders called for a ban on Thanksgiving today, disparaging America's most solemn and cherished of traditions.
Dan Sparks of Falls Church, Virginia is full of surprises. Unfortunately, as far as his wife of fifty-one years is concerned, they always involve his penis.
Scores of Syrian refugees continue to pour onto Dick Cheney's estate in McLean, Virginia, where an estimated 5,000 have already settled in guest houses and improvised camps on its sprawling lawns over the past several days.
Seven children in Rancho Bernardo, California were cited for violating drought related water restrictions after neighbors reported their water balloon fight to police Saturday.
A medicated 16 year-old boy calmly strolled into a Dick's Sporting Goods in Tempe, Arizona and shot everyone inside this afternoon, killing 7 and wounding 5.
You might assume from my presidential candidacy and position in the US Senate that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Not so.
Presidential candidate Donald Trump announced his plan to select Carly Fiorina as his running mate in next year's election, saying he would, "Finger that HP broad," on Meet The Press today.
After twice being denied unpaid time-off to follow his son's Davenport, Texas baseball team to the Little League World Series last year, Kyle Lawson didn't think twice - he quit his job as a supply clerk and travelled to Williamsport, PA to watch his boy go 0-11 from the plate and make a throwing error that sealed his squad's early elimination from the tournament.
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are ending their 13-day marriage, agents for each of the Hollywood stars announced today.
Presidential hopeful Scott Walker unveiled a new plan today that would provide funding for Wall Street by using money raised from new college tuition fees.
Jesus issued a decree denouncing fantasy football today, effectively eliminating the hobby as a source of entertainment for devout Christians.