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New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
“No wonder Bill Clinton is pissed,” a concierge at the imposing Billionaires Row tower said this weekend, “now that his Arkansas Presidential Library rooftop poop (pool? – Ed) pipe-dream’s been trumped – by Obama’s new Foundation pad.”
New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
Trash talking Republican candidate Donald Trump issued a rare but meaningful apology after a 12 year old video and audio tape became public of ’The Donald’ talking over an open mic.
+Hurricane Matthew started hitting Florida early Friday morning with heavy rain and strong winds!
+Powerful storm claimed at least 340 lives in Caribbean earlier this week prompting concerns for Florida residents!
+The hurricane mysteriously swung around two nuclear reactors, Cape Canaveral and Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort says Hillary in morning statement to reporters!
Somewhere On Planet Earth- (SatireWorld.com)

This is certainly a thought to ponder after repeated attacks and planned attacks against western countries. Maybe this is why our American-Australian-British-Canadian Muslims are being so quiet and not speaking out in anger about atrocities committed against innocent people. When was the last time (if ever) an Islamic leader called out and has taken the responsible road of condemming any and all brutal attacks against innocent people? When was the last a top Islamic cleric forbid attacks to be planned, or weapons to be stored in and from any Mos
Tripoli, Libya – (SatireWorld.com)

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi died after being stabbed with a bayonet in the anus and not in a firefight as originally claimed by Libyan authorities, according to a report on the Libyan dictator’s last hours.
Hell- (satireworld.com)
Dante’s 14th Century Epic poem the Devine Comedy, begins with Inferno (Italian for “Hell”), where there are nine circles. In each circle transgressors are punished in a manner befitting their crimes, such that each sinner is afflicted for all of eternity by the major sin he or she committed.
Miami, FL - (satireworld.com)

A woman performing a sex act on a model dinosaur at a family-friendly Miami attraction has been identified by Dade County police. The woman, who was half-naked, straddled the Model T-Rex at a the Metro Dade Zoo's Jurassic exhibition in the photo that has made the rounds on social media, SatireWorld has reported.
Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

The National Weather Service (NWS) has issued a “Hillary Alert” for all 50 states. The following bulletin explains the seriousness of a severe weather event caused by Hillary Clinton.
Los Alamos, NM - (SatireWorld.com)

Libido, a Freudian term for sexual urges or desires, was once not included within a description of Hillary Clinton's personality. Usually more business-like than pleasure seeking, the source of Hillary's sex drive has eluded science since 1978.
Normandy Coast, France – (satireworld.com)

According to President Obama’s White House staffers, a U.S. Navy ship sunk during WW II has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued. The rescue operation was initiated about 20 miles off the French Normandy coast on Friday morning.
Rogersville, TN – (SatireWorld.com)
Little Johnny Krebbs loved to sit around his rural Rogersville home like any other kid daydreaming and making wishes. He wished for a puppy. Other times he wished for a new bicycle, or to see his favorite baseball team, the New York Yankees, but it wasn’t until he wished-upon-a-lucky-star while singing a popular kids song that his wishes finally came true… much to the astonishment of his parents, Glenn and Rita.
New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
One thing you can say about Donald Trump is that he’s a forward looking real estate planner! Today’s press release shores up that statement with an architects rending of the future Trump White House after The Donald’s builders complete a renovation to the 200 year old national landmark.

London, UK-(SatireWorld.com)
BBC’s top cooking show hostess revealed on her blog how a cheap Chinese brassiere caused her to spend a few hours in the emergency room of the Royal Christian Hospital last weekend with a rather embarrassing injury.

New York City – (satireworld.com)
Madonna joined her colleague Katy Perry in getting naked to encourage Americans to head to the polls on Election Day.
In photos posted to her Twitter account Wednesday morning, the 58-year-old “Vogue” artist shed her clothes to endorse Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton. Earlier this week singer Katy Perry shed her clothing in a statement calling for voters to ‘rock the vote’ and support Clinton’s presidential campaign.
Blountstown, Florida – (satireworld.com)
Residents and authorities in in the sleepy panhandle town of Blountstown, Florida, have been on high alert since a resident reported seeing two “creepy clowns” staring at her from across a road as she walked her dog. Calhoun County Sheriff deputies are concerned after it emerged that a Facebook viral video, depicting a clown standing silently on the side of the road in the dark, had been filmed along a main thoroughfare in the area.
Washington DC-(satireworld.com)
An anonymous White House source leaked the following story to the Washington Post about the day Pope Francis of the Roman Catholic Church was hosted by President Obama at the White House. The story can be found on page 65 (left side) of this Sunday’s newspaper Real Estate section.

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
Shortly after the Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy announced an 18-year-old black teen had been charged in the fatal shooting of 11-year-old Shamiya Adams, visiting Mayor Rahm Emanuel got a grilling from black teens on the South Side.
The students, who are upper class men at several Chicago public high schools, are participating in Greencorps Youth Program, a violence prevention summer employment program.